Dead On The Inside Chatroom

A/N: THE FOLLOWING CHATROOM CHARACTER CONTAINS AT LEAST ONE (POSSIBLY MORE) SPOILER FOR AVENGERS ENDGAME!!! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!

....Or unless you just don't care for spoilers.

I was gonna wait a little longer before giving a chapter of any sort that had anything to do with this, but then I saw the new Far From Home trailer and got a burst of inspiration for chatroom chapter. It always seems to happen when I'm doing homework...

Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

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Ami created a chat.

Ami added (Y/N), Takumi, and Info-kun to the chat.

Chat name changed to WHaT'S uP B*THeS?!

Ami: IIIII'm bored!!!!!!!!

Ami: Someone talk to me!!!!!!!

Info-kun: Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?

Ami: I don't want to hear that from someone who never attends an actual class.

Ami: And besides, I'm in gym class right now. I already did the laps.

Ami: The other girls are talking about normal normie stuff so, I'm bored.

(Y/N): Of course you are.

Info-kun: I can hear her hissing 'normie' inside my head.

(Y/N): ^

Ami: Sure I get questioned for texting during school hours, but (Y/N) gets a free pass.

(Y/N): It's cleaning time right now.

Ami: Then how are you texting this?

Info-kun: She's hiding in the gym's storage closet.

(Y/N): It's not even dirty, they told me to make sure everything's there.

(Y/N): It is, but I haven't told them that yet.

Takumi: By now, that doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

(Y/N): It really shouldn't.

Info-kun: When did you get here Takumi?

Takumi: About a minute ago.

Takumi: I'm in my school's library right now.

(Y/N): I thought you had a test in Spanish class right about now.

Takumi: I do.

Takumi: I've accepted failure and gave up.

Takumi: So long story short: I just guessed on every question, turned in the test, and walked out the door.

(Y/N): That's just a mood right there.

Ami:

Takumi: Yeah, pretty much.

Info-kun: This is probably the reason why the three of you all go to different high schools.

(Y/N): Cause we're all dead inside and gave up on life?

Ami: ^^^^

Takumi: ^^^^

Info-kun: (Y/N) if you keep this up, I'm going to drag you to a therapist myself.

(Y/N): BuT THaT'S KaeDe'S Lie, iSN'T iT?

Ami: (Y/N), your inner Ouma is showing.

Takumi: We're all dead inside, you can't stop the craving for death.

(Y/N): ^^^^

Ami: ^^^^

Info-kun: I have a therapist on speed dial.

Ami: We all crave death, don't lie to yourself.

Ami: I dare all of you b*tches to give me something that will make me crave death more than I already do now!

(Y/N):

Takumi: WTF (Y/N).

(Y/N): I probably should have said 'challenge accepted' first.

Ami: ....How is it even possible to make something that makes someone feel like laughing and crying at the same time....?

Takumi: The real question is should you laugh or cry at the new trailer?

(Y/N):

Info-kun: Someone remind me why I keep checking this cursed chatroom instead of ignoring all of you hell spawns?

(Y/N): Cause you love us ~!

Info-kun: And why would I do that?

(Y/N): B*TCH, You CaN'T Lie To Me!?!

Ami: MY PooR SoN!

Ami: Why can't they just let him have a dad?!

Ami: LeT Me HuG MY PooR SPiDeR SoN!?!?!

(Y/N): I can tell that this is probably gonna make me cry, but just like Endgame I'm going to see it anyways.

Takumi: But you didn't cry when we were watching Endgame.

(Y/N): I REFUSE TO CRY IN A THEATRE FULL OF HUMAN BEINGS!!!

(Y/N): Ami did enough crying for the three of us.

Ami: That's fair.

Ami: I just wish that we could have used our cell phones just so I could record the rare scene of an avocado crying.

Info-kun: Takumi cried.

Takumi: Yes. Yes I did.

Takumi: It's a shame that no one will believe you however, since you don't have proof.

Takumi: Well I suppose you could show people this chat, but without a picture it won't be creditable.

Info-kun: Motherf*cker.

Ami: The Avocado strikes again...

(Y/N): I can feel Takumi's smugness from here.

Info-kun: One day Takumi! One day!

Takumi: Press X to doubt.

(Y/N): X

Ami: X

Info-kun: You guys suck.

(Y/N): Love you too ~!

Info-kun: I'm done with you three.

Info-kun has left the chat.

Takumi: He's totally done with our sh*t.

(Y/N): He'll get over it when he remembers that I give him his lunch.

Ami: Class just ended... I have to go.

(Y/N): I have to go too, cleaning time is going to be over soon.

Takumi: I should probably get back to class and see if everyone finished the test yet.

Ami: My job here is done.

(Y/N): But you didn't do anything.

Ami, (Y/N), and Takumi have left the chat.

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A/N: So when talking about where things are in Japanese, you said either 'arimasu' or 'imasu' at the end. Arimasu is for non living things and imasu is for living things. The teacher asked the class 'where was I' to the class to get them to answer in Japanese. One of the students answered the question, but said arimasu at the end.

The teacher (trying to correct them) said; "So you're saying that she's (me) dead?!"

And I responded in a quiet voice; "Only on the inside."

I don't why I brought this up, I just thought it was a little bit funny at the time.

I mean, the only person who heard me was this person who sat behind me. They laughed.

Anyways, till next time!

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