I decided to post both the alternate ending and alternate version because I love you all more than Fury loves his daddy kinks. (He sucks whale cock.) But I will start with this one first since it's only one chapter.

A lot of readers seem to disagree with the idea of Trevor dying. If there's one question that conspiracy theory baristas would brew up after reading this book, it would be:

DID TREVOR REALLY DIE IN THE HOSPITAL BED?

*cues conspiracy music*

Be prepared because you're going to be shook to the core reading this ending. You have been warned.

Rating: PG-13 for inappropiate ill-timed jokes and pure nonsense.

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Leila | Trevor | Sebastian

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❝I-I'm s-sorry,❞ Dr. Carrington chokes out, ❝w-w-we couldn't save him . . . ?❞

❝What?❞ (Insert the WHAAAAAAAA meme effect here.)

❝H-he's gone guys. Poof. Vanished into the thin air.❞

❝TREVOR. IS. GONE?❞

❝With the death he goes. Somewhere over the rainbow.❞

❝NO, BAD PITBULL! BAD PITBULL! TREVOR IS STILL ALIVE.❞

Dr. Carrington caresses his bald head. Pitbull the rapper. Bastards. He wants to speak, but the nurse with F-grade sarcasm blurts out, ❝Didn't you hear that, hun? That boy is D to the E to the A to the D. Dead and gone, madafakas.❞

❝YOU LYING ASS SNAKES!❞ Leila lunges through the squad and goes into Trevor's room, running to his bed. Behind her, the sarcastic nurse has accidentally crashed into the doctor's lips. (Is this a car accident now?)

The machine beside him produces a beep sound that drags on incessantly, piercing every ear nearby. It speaks infinite death. It's too late to bring him back to life.

❝Trevor, please. Wake up!❞ She slaps his face gentle. ❝Please?❞ Second slap. ❝WAKE UP FOR ME YOU FREAKING—❞

❝Leila, it's too late.❞

❝He's still alive!❞

❝Can't you see? He's no longer here.❞

After a while, Leila gives up and falls back onto the cushion chair. She notices there's something strange with his skin, Sebastian does too, she's sure. But it's not the time to scrutinize.

Sebastian comes near her and howls like a wolf, commencing a cry fest to life. He raises three fingers and whistles out a bird song. Another loss.

Leila follows him, only to realize that this is nonsense.

❝This isn't The Hunger Games, you bichacho.❞

Suddenly, Dr. Carrington comes into the room with a chainsaw. Vroom vroom, goes the chainsaw as it roard to life. Looks like the doctor has indeed invented chainsaw kinks.

Just kidding.

❝What are you doing?❞

❝Step aside,❞ the doctor says, ❝I have a bitch to cut open.❞

❝Wait, me?❞

❝I wish, since pretty much all the readers want you to die. But no.❞ He paces to Trevor's bed and as he gets closer, the horrific gasps on the duo's face become clear.

Le gasps.

He aims the chainsaw at Trevor's neck before thrusting it up and down the meat and bones like it's Krabby Patty.

❝WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU DOING?❞

❝LET HIM GO, YOU MURD—❞

But when the doctor finishes cutting his neck, Leila and Sebastian are greeted with confusion. There's no blood coming out at all. Instead, it seems like something icky has taken place.

Wax.

❝Wait, is this . . . ❞

The doctor gives a smirk so evil, even the devil would be jealous.

❝I'm sorry to say, folks. You've just been pranked.❞

A camera crew storms into the room, followed by the rest of the nurses. Laughter bounces between them as they congratulate themselves for their little stint. Then, Trevor walks in.

❝WHAT?❞

❝WHAT?❞

❝HAHAHAHAHAHA, HEY GUYS!❞

❝I'm confused.❞

❝YOU PRANKED US?❞

The wide grin that Trevor put on just now fades away. His face reflects a brutal look now.

❝No, I'm afraid this is not just a prank. My name is Agent Trevor Tanner and I work for CIA. This is a test to prove the allegiance of our residents. Leila González and Sebastian Tanner, you are guilty for joining Katniss Everdeen on her rebellion against the Capitol.❞

Out of nowhere, armed soldiers in white armor march into the jam-packed room. Everyone stares at each other in puzzlement.

❝Peacekeepers,❞ Trevor commands, ❝execute these two imbeciles.❞

THE END.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ENDING

This has got to be the worst ending — or at least the worst alternate ending — ever written in history of literature.

I'm pretty sure your face at this point is like:

If you really think I'm actually going to write a legit alternate ending, then I have to say you don't know me well. I freaking HATE those miraculously waking up from comas scenes.

They're so overrated.

Don't worry, the ALTERNATE VERSION will be legit since it involves big changes in the plot towards the end of MDG. Find out in the next chapters what would happen if Trevor never got involved in the accident!