❝Feisty with all the comebacks, eh?❞

❝Looks like I've upgraded to the Sarcasm Queen status. These hoes got nothin' on me!❞

❝Okay.❞

❝Just okay?❞

❝What? Do you expect me to trail my lips from your forehead all the way to your feet in a very romanticized manner merely to glorify the majesty of your comebacks?❞

❝Wow.❞

❝ . . . ❞

❝I am blushing for no reason now.❞

❝Even the fiercest tigress has its own soft spot.❞

❝The only thing commendable about you is how smooth you twist those words into vaguely sophisticated pickup lines.❞

❝You sure about that? Thought my stud-like body is a commendable feature too.❞

❝I do like stud for boyfriends, just not you.❞

[ She mentally curses herself for hiding her feelings. ]

❝Well, I've got the STD and all I need is U.❞

❝ . . . ❞

❝ . . . ❞

❝That is the worst pickup line I ever heard.❞

❝Just kidding, I don't actually have STD but I got one more. Wanna hear it?❞

❝There is a high risk I will die internally but okay, my twin hills are tense enough to take it.❞

❝Your face is like a sandpaper.❞

❝What?❞

❝I want to polish my tool so let me rub it across your face.❞

❝Okay, I be out of this venue.❞

[ She hangs up on him, eternally scarred by those pickup lines. Let us pray for the death of Leila's innocence. ]

[ Oh, wait, she was never
innocent anyway. Ha.]