19 / / ❝what are we playing again?❞
❝Hey, is it morning already?❞
❝Now what? You have schizophrenia or something?❞
❝Because you've just awakened something inside my pants.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝That is just gross. What are we playing again?❞
❝Worst pickup lines. Winner takes all.❞
❝There fucking is nothing to take.❞
❝Well, you can take my heart and I can take yours.❞
❝Is that . . . ❞
❝I'm serious on that one.❞
❝You know, if you're a table, I would bang you like I bang my toes so hard.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Turns out Miss Delivery Girl has some talents after all.❞
❝Pickup lines are not a talent, first of all.❞
❝HOW DARE YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE DIVINE POWER OF PICKUP LINES.❞
❝Fine, Trevor the Fun-gi.❞
❝Hey, you just called me that! How sweet of you, boo boo.❞
❝I am not your boo boo.❞
❝Awwwwww.❞
❝Ew.❞
❝You know what you really need?❞
❝What?❞
❝Me, because you're lacking Vitamin Me. And if I could arrange the order of the alphabet, I would put U next to I.❞
❝Luckily, N and O are always next to each other.❞
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