❝Hello, McDonald's delivery line is on the line. From the scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? Wait, what? Oh my God, I'm so sorry.❞

❝Looks like someone is too immersed inside her animation flicks lately.❞

❝Phew, thank God it was you.❞

❝How so?❞

❝I don't need to deal with embarassment because you are already an embarassment.❞

❝I think you're talking about your attempts at sarcasm.❞

❝So you think you're better than me?❞

❝I am better than you.❞

❝Prove it.❞

❝Let's play a game where both of us suck.❞

❝Suck what?❞

❝I mean—❞

❝The tic-tac baguette inside your pants?❞

❝Is that supposed to be a comeback?❞

❝I know, I know. I am the Princess of Sarcasm.❞

❝You mean Tragically Unsarcastic Peasant.❞

❝Where did you learn all of this anyway?❞

❝I took a course on How to Roast People 101.❞

❝Oh my God, you remembered that one too.❞

❝Are pickup lines your forté?❞

❝Nah, I pretty much suck at pickup lines and puns . . . LIKE YOUR FACE. HA!❞

❝Oops, guess I didn't see that cumming.❞

❝Please stop.❞