Vaati's pov

She turned her "car" into another small road in front of a big white gate.

"Someone's opening that and it's not going to be me ok? I'm not getting out." dark said.

"Relax there's a button for it." she said pressing a gray little box with a circle popping out of it. so that's a button. Like magic the gate doors opened.

"Woah! How did it do that?!" Oh zant you incompetent fool. magic duh!

"It has gears in it and things that open it when you press the button."

Oh. so it's not magic..

She continued driving up the little road. I saw a large House with a few balconies and a large looking pond thing in the middle shooting out water. may I say this place is impressive.

She stopped in front of a large white wall looking thing.

"What is that?" I asked

"It's a garage, you press the button, it opens the door, you park the car inside and bingo. you're home." she said about to press the button.

"Ooooo can I press the button?!? Please??" Zant said jumping up and down like a little kid.

"Sure." She said handing him the box looking thing.

Zant pressed the button which made the large door open. "awesome!!" He said

"Zant you're such a cutie" she laughed.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Who in there right mind thinks this guy is cute?? There's something wrong with this woman. she's tainted, we must eliminate her.

"You heard that guys? She thinks I'm cute ^-^"

"That will be the first and last time a woman says that to you so don't get your hopes up." dark said jumping out of the car.

"That was mean dark!" Anna yelled turning off the "car". We all got out and followed Anna to a white door. she stopped and turned to us with a straight face.

"Ok you guys listen to me. you will not and I repeat will NOT- dark can you pay attention please?! And put that down!" We all turned to dark. he was eating a whole lot of cookies from a clear glass cookie jar. He did no motion in putting the jar down so she just continued.

"Ok your funeral not mine. like I was saying, do not touch anything ok? Capishe? Good." she turned around and unlocked the door allowing us in. this house is huge, she led us through what looked to be the main room, it had a large chandelier and two staircases in the middle going in opposite directions. There was a wooden floor also. she took us to this room that had very comfortable looking chairs.

"Ok you guys sit here and behave ok? Ok."

We all sat down and damn were these things comfortable. they're like pillows.

I heard a noise coming from the door. someone seemed to be unlocking it. a woman, a little younger than Anna came in. she had long black hair, violet eyes and nice light skin tone. damn. that's all I'm saying. damn.

Darks pov*****

Mmhhmmm he's going gaga for that girl.

"Thirty he'll try to kidnap her before midnight" I whispered to ghirahim.

"Fifty if he flirts before he even knows her name." he said

"Deal."

I looked behind her, apparently she had company.

I took the time to see who came with her.
Oh hells no..
The rats..

"What are you doing here?!" Link yelled at us.

"Mfffcurshed like you" I said swallowing another cookie.

"What do you mean cursed?" Oh look midna is here too. zant should be happy.

"Zant pissed of a witch so she cursed us and so apparently if you touch someone then they're cursed and whoever that person touches is also cursed. you're welcome :)." I said

"You mean this is your fault?!"

"Nice to see you too zelda.." I ate another cookie.

"Ok guys I think you know each other.. oh this is my sister Seira." Anna said pointing to the girl with black hair.

"Pleasure.." She said. she didn't look too happy. if I had a say in it I'd say she was a tad worried.

"Is he-"

"Yes he is, Celeste will kill him.."

"His funeral not mine." Seira shrugged.

"I'm Vaati, it's a pleasure to meet such a beautiful lady." he winked at her

"You owe me fifty rupees."

"Uh no you said before he knew his name that was after he knew her name." yeah that's right don't talk to me like I don't know how bets work ghirahim.

She only blushed. "umm Anna can I talk to you for a moment?"

"Let's go to the kitchen." Anna looked at us with a "break anything and I'll skin you" look and left with seira.

"Twenty it's link who starts an argument." I said to ghirahim.

"Thirty it's midna."

"Deal."

Anna's pov*****

"Where did you find these guys?" I asked

Seira took the Nutella from the cabinet and apple slices and began to eat them." found them on the road, almost hit the blond one, or more like he almost hit me.. depending on what way you look at it."

"Who the one with a green hat?"

"No sis I said blond, I meant the ninja slash mummy looking one." she ate another Nutella covered apple. "what about you?"

"Same.."

"Anna I'm home!!!" I heard a familiar voice.

My blood went cold. "shit! they're here!" We ran out the kitchen before all hell broke loose.

Darks pov****

Two girls walked in the house. they looked very similar but the only difference was the hair color. one was blond with blue greenish eyes and the other one had black hair with green eyes.

The one with black hair looked at me.

"Is he... Are those.."

"Heyyyy sis nothing to see here let's go get Nutella and live happily ever after ok?" Seira said trying to push the girl out of the room.

"HOLD THE HELLS UP!" She walked over to me and smiled sitting on my lap. "hey there.. are you enjoying those cookies?" She winked.

"Should I call an ambulance?" Seira asked. what's an ambulance?

I looked at the girl on my lap and swallowed the cookie I had in my mouth." yeah I guess, they're good cookies." I said.

She smiled and wiped the crumbs off of my cheeks. "they are?" The way she was smiling reminded me of something but I couldn't quite place what it was. "yeah"

"Why don't you eat another one?" I did I bit another one.

Then all hell broke loose.

She started attacking me. she punched me in the face and then tried to choke me.

"WHO THE HELL LET YOU EAT MY COOKIES? HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!"

"THIS WOMANS INSANE!"

Ghirahims pov*****

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" I have never laughed so hard in my life. I saw the blond go up to the one attacking dark and try to pry her off of him.

"Celeste calm down they're just cookies we can get more! Let him go!"

"LIKE HELL I WILL" she said trying to choke dark with another cookie.

I looked around and saw everyone laughing. poor dark I feel almost sorry for him. key word here, almost.

Seira and Anna intervened finally getting her off of dark. he looked like he got attacked by a dozen cuckoos.

"Alright that's enough Celeste you're acting like a two year old stop!" Anna said.

"ENOUGH!" Damn Seira that got everyone quiet. not to mention deaf >_<

"Celeste to your room now." Seira said.

"Grr sure whatever." she walked up to a shaking dark took the jar but didn't leave before hitting him one last time.

"Celeste now!"

"I'm going I'm going!" I tried so hard not to laugh. sadly It didn't work and we all bursted out laughing. except dark. Who just kept shaking on the couch.