"Now where do we go Pip?" Asks Merry. They had been traveling for a day and a half to Rivendell to join Bilbo and Marigold.

"Um..." Pippin took out the map and started to unfold it,"..hold on a sec."

Pippin kept looking at it, turning it all around and looking at it in different angles.

"Pip...."

"Yes Merry?" Pippin asked as if nothing was amiss.

"Where are we?"

"Um, well you see.."

"WHERE ARE WE?!"

"Okay okay! If you must know we're somewhere in the cheese dip and applesauce."

"The what? What do you mean?"

"Well I'm not really sure because there's cheese dip and applesauce on it."

"GIVE ME THAT!" Merry shouted and snatched the map from Pippin's hands.

"It has food all over it! How is this happen?!"

"Well um...um..." Pippin said looking down and shifting feet.

"HOW PIP!"

"Well I might have accidentally used it instead of my handkerchief when we had our elvensies before luncheon."

"WHAT?! PIPPINNNNNN!!!"

"I know, I know! I'm sorry."

"Well sorry isn't good enough! How are we suppose to get to Rivendell now?!"

"Um....." Pippin Silas as he tried to think of a way out of Merry killing him.

"I've got it!" Exclaimed pippin as he d snapped his fingers.

"Got what?"

"How we can get out of here." Said Pippin putting his hands on his suspenders looking very proud of himself.

"And how is that shorty?"

Pippin's smile faded for a moment."I told you not to call me that."
"Anyways we can just call Bilbo and Goldie and ask them the way. I mean they came through here right?"

Merry thought about it,"Well I suppose we can try." Merry pulled out his phone and called Biblo.

"Hello, Bilbo Baggins speaking at your service although I've retired burglary professionally."

"Haha very funny Bilbo."

"I thought so." Bilbo said chuckling in the other side. You could hear Marigold ask who was on the phone and Bilbo answer Merry. "Hey Marigold is here I'll put you on speaker."

"Okay, Pip's with me so I'll do the same."

"Hi Mer, Hi shorty!" Said Marigold cheerfully on the other side of the phone.

Pippin punched Merry's shoulder."Hey! What was that for?!" Yelped Merry.

"Now you've got her doing it!"

"Doing what? I didn't tell her to say that."

"Tell who to saw what?" Asked Marigold with confusion."Are you guys okay?"

"Yeah we're fine." Said Merry glaring at Pippin.

"So what is it that you two are in need of assistance?" Asked Bilbo.

"You want to tell them Pip?" Pippin mumbled no.

"What happened Pippin?"

"Well, you know we're on our way to Rivendell and are only are suppose to get here TODAY but plans have changed because we don't know where to go do to cheese dip and applesauce on the map!" Said Merry, Pippin rolling his eyes and huffing,"It was an accident."

"But why are you guys calling us? You have ME Maps on your phones. What's the problem?"

"Why didn't we think of that? I totally forgot about it!" Merry said, "Thanks Mari, you're the best!"

"Yes she is the best." Said Bilbo planting a soft little sweet kiss on Marigold's cheek causing her to giggle and blush slightly.

"I'll give you a big hug when we get there!" Merry promised.

"Okay," laughed Marigold,"I'll return the hug."

"Hey! Don't I get a hug?!" Said Pippin pouting feeling left out.

Bilbo chuckled,"Yes you'll get one too."

Pippin grinned with satisfaction and Merry rolled his eyes."Alright we'll see you guys later," said Bilbo.

"Bye!" Said Merry and Pippin together glaring at each other afterwards.

"Bye!" "See you later!" Said Bilbo and Marigold and hung up.

"So are you going to pull up ME Maps on your phone or am I?"

"NO." Said Merry firmly,"I don't want peanut butter on my phone too."

"Peanut butter?" Said Pippin acting offended. "Actually come to think of it, I like peanut butter."

Merry sighed and shook his head,"Come on." He said with his phone in his hand showing them directions.

"Hey Merry, do we have any peanut butter?"

"I don't know! But we won't have anything if we don't get to Rivendell by nightfall so stop your yapping and let's get a move on!"

"I wonder if Rivendell has any peanut butter." Said pippin as he scurried to catch up behind Merry.

Merry groaned and face palmed his head as they continued down the path.

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Hey guys! Yes I know I've been super lax about updating. There's a lot going on with school starting and I'm swamped with hw but I'm going to try my best and put more effort into writing more. And we have our two mischief hobbits on their way! Hope you guys liked it!

Till next time Mellons,
Jules⚔
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