No

The title isn't a pun

There are no s'mores

Sorry

There's smut tho

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Kirishima///3rd

Eiji sighed as she entered the club. She was dragged here by her "friends", and she didn't exactly appreciate it.

"Kiri! We're gonna go find a table! Get yourself a drink, have fun!"

Kirishima rolled her eyes at her best friend, stalking over to the bar anyway.

"What can I get you ma'am?"

"Whiskey."

"You got it."

Eiji waited patiently at the counter for her drink, drumming her fingertips on the polished wood slab. She eventually looked around the club, scoffing at the abundance of strippers and half-naked women.

As she was scanning the room, her drink was placed in front of her. She was tapped on the shoulder which got her attention, then nodded at the bartender.

"Thank you."

"My pleasure."

He then walked off to serve another woman, leaving Kirishima alone. She sighed and sat at the barstool, searching for her friends.

She eventually spotted them.

Kaminari was cheering for one of the strippers, typical, Ashido and Sero were just conversing in a booth, and she couldn't see Jirou.

Kirishima grabbed her drink and left a small tip, making her way across the club to the booth. She sat down, finally, and waved at her two buds.

"Hey girl!"

"Hey Ashido."

"Got any strippers you're looking at?"

"No."

"Have you even looked? There's some hotties here~.."

"I understand that you're a horny teenage male-"

"We're 22!"

"You act like a teenager. Anyway, I understand that you're a horny teenage male, but that doesn't mean that everyone is."

Ashido pouted and crossed his arms, looking back out at the stages. Kirishima sighed and sipped her alcohol, barely looking up when someone walked to their table.

"Guys! Did you see that girl over there?! She's making bank!"

Kirishima rolled her eyes and looked over to where Kaminari was pointing, choking on her drink.

The woman was up on stage, a blood red lingerie covering her body as well as a matching collar. She bent down to blow a kiss to the crowd, flicking someone that tried to grab the leash.

Her eyes matched her outfit, a dark, beautiful crimson, and her hair was a light blonde color. It was up in space buns, a few extra strands laying over her forehead.

Kirishima couldn't look away as the stripper strut across the stage,  patting heads and taking cash.

"Kirishima? Kiri! EIJI!"

"H-Huh?!"

"Finally! Didn't think you'd stop looking at that girl's tits. You okay?"

"Y...Yeah. Yeah, I'm good."

"Well that's good, because while you were lost in the clouds, I signed you up for a private dance with the blondie~"

"You did wHAT?!"

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Bakugou///1st

I sighed as I walked off stage, sending a bouncer to collect the money I'd  earned. I took down my hair, shaking it out and scruffing it up a bit, then tied it up into pigtails.

"Katsuki-"

"Don't fucking call me that Arona, I've told you plenty of fucking times."

"Yeah yeah, Bloodbath. Anyway, a few people have signed up for a private dance."

"Who's the highest bidder?"

"There's two, and they're tied."

"Whatever. What's the bid?"

"1800. So if you do both, you'll get approximately-"

"3600 dollars. I can do basic math. Fine, I'll do it. Let me see. Gimme names."

"Well, you should probably go with who bid first, a male by the name of... Kiriano. He's waiting in private room 4 whenever you're ready."

I nodded and strut to my changing room, lookin at my reflection after I closed the door. I wiped off the small amount of makeup and reapplied it, taking down my hair as well.

I let it drop down to my waist, then began brushing it out. I hit a few knots and curls, but after a minute or two, my hair was silky again.

I decided to French braid it, weaving in a crimson ribbon as well.  I looked back in the mirror and nodded, spinning a bit.

"Let's get this shit over with."

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"Katsuki-"

"Don't."

"-what are you doing?! You just lost 1800 dollars!"

"That bitch was getting handsy. You know I don't tolerate hoes like that."

"Yes, I know, but you could've-"

"No, I couldn't have, Arona! So don't try that shit with me! Ugh, anyway, who's next?"

"It's a woman by the name of... Eiji Kirishima?"

"A woman? Hm. No women ever ask for any of us."

"I dunno, but she's in room 2."

"Alright. Tell her I'll be there soon."

Arona nodded and walked off with her clipboard, leaving me in my dressing room again. I sighed and fixed my hair, putting it back in the braid, and scoffed at the torn lingerie.

That little asshole...

I replaced the outfit with a new black lingerie, a thin cover over my bottom half. I exited the room after checking my makeup, running into Arona at the door.

"Oh! Sorry."

"It's fine, just watch yourself."

"Got it. Anyway, she's in there, but looks uncomfortable. I'm just assuming she didn't sign up for it herself, so make sure to get consent before doing anything."

"Alright."

She nodded and led me to the room, winking at me as I opened the door. I internally rolled my eyes and locked the door, turning to meet a pair of bright red eyes.

I strut up to her and crouched down, scanning her face.

She definitely looked uncomfortable, but had a light blush spread across her cheeks. She was very beautiful, and her hair looked smooth. Red. Pretty.

"Hey there~ I'm assuming you're Kirishima?"

"Y-Yeah.."

"You alright?"

"Yeah, I'm just... I dunno..."

"Flustered?"

She nodded, meeting my eyes.

"Do you really want to be here?"

"I..."

She shrugged. I cocked my head slightly, carefully placing a hand on her thigh. She tensed for a moment, then slowly eased into the touch.

"It's okay, Kirishima. I'll stop if you want me to. Just let me do my thing. And no touching."

"G-Got it."

I smirked and trailed my hand a bit higher, waiting for any sign of discomfort, but none came to me. I proceeded to carefully crawl into her lap, keeping eye contact the whole time.

"Is this okay?" I asked, running a hand down her waist.

"Yeah. It's okay."

I nodded and turned myself around, giving her a small lap dance. She kept her hands behind her back, respecting my wishes, which I really appreciated. Most people put their hands on me anyway.

I decided to be generous and got off of her, turning around to grab her hand and yank her up. She yelped, but let me do whatever.

I like this chick. A lot.

I pressed my body against hers, biting my lip and wrapping my arms around her neck.

"Can I kiss you?"

She hesitated slightly, then swooped down and pressed her lips to mine. I squeaked, but melted into the kiss, grabbing her hands and placing them on my hips.

There was a knock on the door, and I pulled away.

"Times up, Eiji. Meet me at the park at 10."

"O-Okay."

I kissed her cheek gently, thankful that I didn't wear lipstick, and exited the room.

"How'd it go?"

"Fine."

"You're gonna get laid, aren't you."

I gasped.

"Me? No, I wouldn't."

Arona rolled her eyes and smirked.

"What?"

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Kirishima///1st

I exited the private room and ordered a few shots, wanting to almost forget everything that happened in there. I wanted to remember her and what I was supposed to do.

"Soooooo~? How'd it go, Kiri?!"

"Well, I'm gonna fuck her later, so good I guess."

"wAIT WH-"

"BYE!"

I ran out of the club and to my car, getting in and turning the keys. The engine started up and I drove home.

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I paced my living room for about an hour when I realized the time.

9:37 pm

That's when I began panicking more.

I changed my clothes to something more causal, aka jeans, a sweatshirt, and my favorite black beanie. I brushed my hair, then paused.

Why am I getting so primped up?

I laughed and rolled my eyes, finishing my hair and fixing my makeup, then leaving again.

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I got to the park a bit early, looking around the dark, grassy area that was lit up by the moon.

"You actually came."

I jumped and spun around, noticing her sitting on the edge of the fountain. Her hair was in a ponytail, her makeup subtle but noticeable. She had a gray sweater and white scarf, jeans and gray Uggs to match.

"Y-You look great."

"Me? Heh, this is just something I threw together. You, on the other hand.."

She cut off her sentence and stood up, making her way up to me and holding the curve of my waist.

"...look sexy as hell."

I flushed and giggled when she kissed my cheek.

"I haven't properly introduced myself, hm? Well, the name is Katsuki Bakugou. You probably know me as Bloodbath."

"That's your stripper name?"

"Yeah."

"Hot~"

"I know~"

I gently placed my hands on her ass, squeezing the thick cheeks and kneading them carefully. She hummed quietly and placed her hands on the back of my neck, giving me permission to touch her.

I looked around, making sure nobody was around to witness, and I slipped a hand into her pants. She gasped quietly and whimpered when I prodded at her asshole.

She buried her face in my chest and I chuckled, continuing to press at her hole as well as squeeze her ass. She eventually got weak and her legs gave out, so I quickly caught her, her face pressed into my neck.

"Take me away.."

I snickered at the statement, but carried her back to my car. I rested her in the passenger seat, then got in myself. I started the vehicle, then drove home.

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Once the two of us stepped into my room, our lips were smashed together. I closed and locked the door while her hands roamed, gripping and squeezing everything she could.

I grabbed her thighs and lifted her up, forcefully entering her mouth as we rested on the bed. She moaned quietly as I explored the wet cavern, sucking and biting her lip gently every once and a while.

She eventually pulled away for air and I lifted her shirt enough for me to slip my head under, undoing her bra and letting her tits bounce free. I grabbed one boob, kneading it, as I took the other nipple into my lips, sucking and kissing it.

She moaned my name and I could feel her hands on my head through the fabric. I sucked a bit rougher then popped off, switching to the next tit.

After that breast was pink and soft, I pulled out from her shirt. Her face was bright red and the lust was apparent in her eyes. I chuckled at her expression, slipping her shirt and bra completely off, leaving her chest exposed.

I did the same, but didn't remove my bra just yet. I towered over her, examining her dark red face carefully. After a moment, I connected our lips again.

Bakugou responded immediately, pressing to my lips roughly and getting excited with the kiss. She was able to sit me up, resting in my lap and dry humping my crotch. I moaned at how sexy she was being, reaching my hands into her pants and squeezing roughly.

She whined, pulling out of the kiss to get a short breath, and desperately tried to make friction. I pushed her away gently, gaining a frustrated grumble.

I sniggered and reached under the bed, pulling out a bag. I undid it but didn't pull out the toy, flipping Bakugou onto her back and pulling her pants off. She yelped, then looked up at me with anticipation. I noticed the wet spot on the front of her panties, biting my lip and looking up at her.

Her cheeks were pink, but she put on a sexy face and pushed herself up, grabbing me and connecting her lips to my neck. I gasped, shuddering at the gentle touch and moaning when she sucked in a certain spot.

I suddenly felt my bra fall off and raised an eyebrow, not even realizing that she had been undoing the clasps. She chuckled, then went back to marking me. She slowly trailed her hands up from my waist, eventually reaching my boobs and squishing them.

I moaned quietly, panting as she played with my over-sensitive breasts. She pulled away after a little while, unbuttoning my jeans and whimpering at me, wanting me to take them off.

I sniggered at her, slowly removing my pants and sitting back down. She smiled shyly and shifted uncomfortably, curling her fingers around the elastic of her panties.

No words were exchanged while I grabbed her hands, gently tugging the lacy underwear down and off of her. I licked my lips seductively and pushed her down, biting her bottom lip gently before kissing her Cupid's bow.

I let my fingers rest just above her stomach, tracing small patterns into the skin until I got bored. I used my opposite hand to grab the bag, pulling out a small bottle of lube and a black dildo.

I let Bakugou see the items before pulling away, lubing up the toy and holding it at her clit.

"Ready~?"

"Yeah~"

I nodded and slowly pushed in the dildo, watching her face contort in pleasure. She released a high pitched moan, moving her hips up to meet the toy as it continued pushing in.

What a little slut~

I immediately pushed that thought into the back of my mind, thrusting the toy in and out of her gently and biting my lip as she squirmed. She gradually spread her legs wider, her hands raising above her head to grip the sheets.

Such a whore... mmh~..

Stop it alter ego.

But she's so fucking sexy~

I know that but now isn't the fucking t i m e

You two are having sex, of course it's the god damn time.

Fuck you

Fuck her~

Shit

I finally gave in to the dominance, thrusting the dildo a bit quicker and licking my lips at the view below me.  After a little while I couldn't handle the teasing, slipping my hand into my panties and rubbing my clit.

Bakugou noticed and made me stop, drawing a desperate whine from my lips. I pouted at her and stopped thrusting the dildo for a moment. She whimpered as she sat up, the toy pushing into her further, and gently tugged my underwear down.

I bit my lip as her fingers inched closer, nodding when she glanced up at me for approval. I moaned quietly when she carefully pushed a finger into me, beginning to thrust the toy into her again. Bakugou inched closer and closer to me until we were chest to chest, a couple more fingers slipped into my clit and the dildo pumping quickly into hers.

We were both moaning messes, foreheads pressed together as we pleasured each other.

"K-Kiri... I'm cl-ose," she moaned, moving her head to my shoulder and nibbling in a few more marks.

"M-Me too, ngh, y-yes..."

I felt my orgasm approach closer after each thrust of her fingers, my throat getting tight as the feeling overwhelmed me. After a moment, I spilled over Bakugou's fingers, slicking them up. She released as well, a loud moan falling from her lips.

We sat there for a while, panting and embracing each other tightly.

"Please tell me this isn't just a one night stand..."

"Not if you don't want it to be."

Kirishima snickered.

"I don't. I really don't."

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This one actually made me really uncomfortable holy shit-