me to fren: don't worry buddy pal fourth place is fine that means that you're in the TOP FIVE WOW BE PROUD
me to me: lol second place more like first loser

me to fren: you failed? well yeah, to be fair it was really hard
me to me: 24/30??? aR e yuO eVen t rying ur not going to college at this rate and get a good job and won't be able to travel the world wot u doing m8
(the passing of 30 for us is 23 or 22 btw)

me to fren: don't sweat it, the presentation won't matter to you in a few months
me to me: MEMORIZE EVERYTHING SO THAT YOU CAN GET A HIGH GRADE YEEESSSSSS

me to fren: it's fine if you forgot to give me (really important thing for the project) i can do it myself, you can just do (insert easy thing here)
me to me (after): wtf dood stop being so nice....
but just in case, say sorry in case the task was too hard

me to me: she's your best friend, appreciate her
me to best fren: *makes 'your mum' jokes*