A month had passed, Ken ended up staying with Bailey who in turn was growing ill - nothing of a terminal illness luckily - that would be too clitchè for a story and knowing me, I'm too gay for clitchè so fuck it.

So Bailey was sick and pretending to be Barbie with Ken, who should have gone back to his own home in time for the real Barbie's arrival, but he was persistent.

And then the puke came. And there was only one logical explanation that Bailey could come up with - she knew she should have gotten protection.

And the pregnancy test was positive.

Bailey began to cry, she wasn't sure of what to do and an abortion was out of Ken's questioning. A baby was going to be born and that was final and Bailey was scared. Not for the kid but for what Barbie would say.

So Ken and her went on the run. They left everything behind, moving to Mexico where they were destined to eat tacos forever - that that I'm being stereotypical - is it racist to say that?

Either way they were in Mexico, hid well more than a year for Bailey's sake and somehow ended up with sextuplets - that's 6 babies incase your brain was too small to comprehend.

Bailey was happy and Ken was too - which by then he still believed he banged Barbie and was having a family with her, poor guy.

They named the identical babies, all identical because fuck irony is a bitch to Bailey. They named their babies Maddie, Charlotte, Sophia, Joanna, Chantalle and Lucia, because the author is badass and can do whatever the fuck she wants- even though two of those people in real life are dating and that would imply incest for this story but now that's not me and just your mind fucking itself repeatedly.

Meanwhile Barbie was crying, no idea where her fiancé was and she believed he was dead, only when she found out that Bailey was missing did it finally make sense.

She got authorities and spies and all the shit money can buy to track them down - discovering that Bailey and Ken resided in Mexico with six babies- all of which should have been hers.

So she flew in her own private jumbo jet too Mexico where Bailey had heard about Barbie's visit.

Deciding that she deserved Ken more, she met up with her sister who got mad because Bailey was pregnant with another baby - due to Ken and her having a fun session a couple days prior.

Barbie clenched her fists and screamed, attempting to punch Bailey in the stomach when Ken showed up and punched the real Barbie unconscious. The authorities arrived and took Barbie into custody where she lost her reputation as Bailey - the real Bailey framing Barbie as herself so she could keep Barbie's identity.

And Ken never found out about the two sisters switching roles.