chat.noir:
NINO
NINO U FRICKEN FRICK
WAKE UP OR ILL FINNA SLAP U

lahiffe:
wow ok
somebody's moody
is it daddy issues again

chat.noir:
nino
my dude
my father abandoned me years ago
I'm his roommate now

lahiffe:
way to start a conversation
adrien
ur only edgy when ur mad and confused
so what's it about

chat.noir:
I'm not mad >:(
just confused

lahiffe:
abt wat bro

chat.noir:
u told me on Instagram
that marinette
and luka
are together
is that a joke oooor?

lahiffe:
what no
look bro
bro to bro
marinette used to have
a BIG crush on you

chat.noir:
but that's not possible
bro
she's just a friend

lahiffe:
YOU SEE
THAT'S THE REASON
"oh no she's just a friend?"
"oh marinette? nawwww fam
friends only"
LIKE DUDE
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF YOUR CRUSH FRIENDZONES YOU

chat.noir:
she already did
partner-zoned

lahiffe:
what

chat.noir:
what

lahiffe:
LOOK
the point is, she's moved on
from u
u were like a MAJOR phase of hers
like first crush
I know, cuz I've been her
classmate for a while
sadly, you keep friendzoning her
I'm just trying to keep it real with u bro

chat.noir:
k bro
that's what I like abt u
keepin' it real
anyways
gotta go
dad's callin'

lahiffe:
k bro cya @ school

Adrien had tossed and turned in bed all night, thinking of Marinette. He wasn't sure why, but he was guilty. He didn't want to tell Nino how much he was thinking of Marinette and her "major crush" secret that he was just told because he knew that he'd tell Alya. This was something Adrien wanted to keep to himself. ||"Besides, if Marinette found out, she might tell Luka, then my friendship with Luka would be ruined! It's best not to tell her, besides, I'm just a phase."|| Adrien thought. He kept thinking of that, since there was no other way where he could calm down his thoughts. He wouldn't get any sleep, he knew that. He was used to it, all those days of being sleep deprived because of patrol.
But this time, Adrien wanted to go to bed. He wanted to forget about Marinette. He was still conflicted, why was this a big deal? Maybe he'd know. Maybe he just needs to check Instagram for a while.....

[TBC]