You guys have Rubeebug to thank for me getting the courage to publish this text story - I'm a bit of a cliched coward.

Me: I'm bored

DJ Dude: Let's play truth or dare then

Me: Ni-No

DJ Dude: Ni-yes

Me: OK fine

*Love of My Life and BFF Girl were added*

Me: Hi Adrien

Love of My Life: Hey Marinette what am I doing here

Me: Nino and I decided to play truth or dare

Love of My Life: OK then

BFF Girl: I wanna start!

DJ Dude: Alya no

Love of My Life: What could be so bad?

BFF Girl: Truth or dare Adrien

Love of My Life: ...uh, truth I guess

BFF Girl: Do you have a crush?

Love of My Life: *blushes* Um, yeah
Marinette truth or dare

Me: Dare

Love of My Life: Make cat puns until you are next chosen

BFF Girl: This is gonna be fun

Me: Ugh, such a cat-astrophic fate

DJ Dude: Good one dudette

Me: Alya I'm asking mew: truth or dare?

BFF Girl: ...hm. Truth

Me: What do you really think of the mew-velous superhero Carapace

BFF Girl: ...Marinette did you have to ask me this in a chat with my boyfriend

Me: *smirks* Yup

D Dude: Alya I feel like I should be worried

BFF Girl: *deep breath* He's sorta cute, in a dorky kind of way. He should be on the team way more often because he's an adorable smol bean that i feel like i should wrap up in a blanket and make sure he's warm and fed because he looks so adorable. All in all, Carapace is best superhero boy. But i totally ship him with Rena Rouge

Love of My Life: Nino I think you should be worried

DJ Dude: *blushes* As long as you don't cheat on me we're good Als

BFF Girl: Thank God I thought Marinette was trying to get us to break up.

Me: *snickers* Knowing what I know, I find this endlessly funny

Love of My Life: I want cheese

Me: What?

Love of My Life: I want cheese stutter girl

Me: EXCUSE ME ADRIEN

Love of My Life: He isn't giving me cheese stutter girl I want some and if I don't get any then I will die and Tikki will be mad

BFF Girl: ...Marinette?

Me: Um, what's your name

Love of My Life: Plagg

Me: Why do you have Adrien's phone

Love of My Life: I want cheese and he isn't giving me any. Adrien I'm going to leave and then you won't be able to see 'the love of your life'

Me: ...

BFF Girl: ...

DJ Dude: ...

Me: Hi, Plagg. This is Tikki. Now get the hell off Adrien's phone or I swear

*Love of My Life has added Unknown to the chat*

Unknown: Adrikins? (A/N: Everytime I type that word my heart dies a little and my fingertips burn)

*You have renamed 'Unknown' to 'Queen Bee-tch'*

Love of My Life: I thought it was only fair to make this have maximum impact

Me: PLAGG NO DON'T YOU DARE

Love of My Life: Adrien is Chat Noir

DJ Dude: ...

Queen Bee-tch:...

BFF Girl: ...

Me: ...

*You have renamed 'Love of My Life' to 'Mon Minou'*

Queen Bee-tch: So you'll be his kwami, then?

Mon Minou: Hi, guys sorry about that what happened

DJ Dude: Oh, Plagg just revealed you as Cat Noir and added Chloe to the chat so she'd know too

Mon Minou: Plagg wouldn't - unless - OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SHE'S LADYBUG

BFF Girl: Uh what is happening

Queen Bee-tch: No, idiot, we've established that I'm Queen Bee from my debut

Me: Guys sorry I'm back
WAIT WHAT
ADRIEN IS - ADRIEN IS - AND ALL THIS TIME - AND CHLOE'S HERE?!?

Mon Minou: Yeah, bet mew didn't expect it to be me

Me: Yup those terrible puns are furrmiliar

Mon Minou: Good one Princess

Me: Thanks Chaton

DJ Dude: Can we get on with the game

BFF Girl: Yeah sure
Adrien t or d

Mon Minou: Truth

BFF Girl: Why do you call Marinette Princess

Mon Minou: Idk it feels right she is a princess
Chloe truth or dare

Queen Bee-tch: Truth, I'm no chicken.

Mon Minou: Do you have a crush?

Queen Bee-tch: ...no, of course not.

Me: We meow. It's 'ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.'

Queen Bee-tch: That was a bad pun.
Truth or dare Dupain-Cheng

Me: YES! I'M FREE OF THE PUNS!
Truth, by the way.

Queen Bee-tch: I'm looking at the chat history, and you said, 'Knowing what I know, I find this endlessly funny.' when Alya said all that really worrying stuff regarding Carapace. What do you know?

Me: ...

DJ Dude: Good question, dudette

BFF Girl: Actually, that is interesting. We got sidetracked so fast... why take pleasure in my pain, Mari?

Me: *sigh* I know who he is under his mask. Carapace, I mean.

DJ Dude: HOW?!?

BFF Girl: HOW?!?

Me: A lady has a right to her secrets, doesn't she? Now, Nino, truth or dare?

DJ Dude:...dare, dudette.

Me:Don't say 'dudette', 'man', 'bro', 'bud' or 'chill' for a whole week, and every time you do I get to slap you.

DJ Dude: *sighs* OK. Alya, truth or dare?

BFF Girl: ...I'll also go with dare.

DJ Dude: I dare you to text on this chat your deepest darkest secret.

Queen Bee-tch: Oooh, the dumb DJ has a spine after all!

BFF Girl: I regret this so much... you're so evil, Nino.
You're going to break up with me for this, but every time I see Carapace, I imagine him and I kissing and my heart flutters.

DJ Dude: Wait, what?

Me: Wait, WHAT?

Mon Minou: WAIT, WHAT?!?

Queen Bee-tch: Well, isn't this juicy, you two aren't the perfect couple I thought you were.

*BFF Girl has kicked Queen Bee-tch from the chat*

BFF Girl: Yeah... I'm so sorry I've been cheating, Nino!

DJ Dude: Hello, Mistress Marinette. Hello, Adrien. Hello, Alya.

BFF Girl: *raises brow*

DJ Dude: Nino is currently laughing his head off, so I have taken the prerogative of texting you back. Be assured that Nino will not cease dating you, Alya.

BFF Girl: Excuse me, but who are you?

DJ Dude: I'm Wayzz.

Me: Wayzz? *pinches nose* Get off the chat, Wayzz. Honestly.

DJ Dude: Are you mad I did this, Mistre
Woah. Guys, I am so so sorry about that.

Mon Minou: That was Master Fu's kwami.

*You have added Queen Bee-tch to the chat*

Queen Bee-tch: THANKS A LOT, LADYBL- wait, what? Nino has a kwami?

BFF Girl: MARINETTE YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!? I FELT SO GUILTY FOR THINKING ABOUT CARAPACE THAT WAY!

Me: I don't have the right to spill his secret.

BFF Girl: NOT EVEN TO HIS DAMN GIRLFRIEND?!?

Me: Sorry, Alya... but wait. Don't you ship your boyfriend with Rena Rouge then?

Queen Bee-tch: I mean, Rena Rouge is the second-best hero on the team. She deserves the world.

BFF Girl: You really DO like her, Chloe.

Queen Bee-tch: She's my best friend.

*You have renamed 'Queen Bee-tch' to 'Queen Chloe'*

BFF Girl: ...that's really sweet, Chloe. You've changed a lot since my first day at CFD.

Queen Chloe: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

BFF Girl: Truth or dare, Adrien?

Mon Minou: ...Dare?

BFF Girl: Let your kwami text for you til your next turn.

Mon Minou: You've made a mistake, Ladyblogger. Mistress Marinette, truth or dare

Me: Truth.

Mon Minou: Answer truthfully, Marinette... why do you know so much about the Miraculous?

Me: No, Plagg.

Mon Minou: That or I tell my kid who you are.

BFF Girl: Who... she is? Adrien knows who she is.

Me: I'll tell you all. There's no harm anymore anyway, I suppose.
On the day Stoneheart attacked, I came home and found it. It, and Tikki. Tikki explained everything to me, and my life changed irrevocably that day.

BFF Girl: Uh... what? How does this have anything to do with the Miraculous?

*exhales* Just let me finish Alya, I'm worried I won't have the courage to see this through.
The day Lila came to school, I was following Adrien and Lila when Tikki saw the book Adrien had. She said it was very important, and that I had to get my hands on it. Later, I followed Lila to her meet-up with Adrien, and I got the book.
It was filled with pictures of the Miraculous and inscribed with coded words. Tikki told me where to go, and that's when I met him.
He knows all about the Miraculous, and was able to decipher the codes in the book.
On a later date, Alya's sisters where akumatized into the Sapotis. They were too numerous, however. My last resort was going to him. He let me choose a Miraculous to give to a trusted ally - the Miraculous of the Fox.

BFF Girl: No... Marinette, it isn't you. You, you, you would've told me if you were... if you were... if you were her.

Me: I'm sorry, Alya.
I hurried to the merry-go-round at the Places des Vosges, where Alya was trying to calm her sisters.

DJ Dude: So that's why.

Queen Chloe: ...Vixy? Is it - could it - be you?

BFF Girl: ...

Me: I gave her the Miraculous and we hurried off to find Chat Noir, resuming the fight.
Another day - the day Nora was akumatized. Nino, I saw how determined you were to save Alya. I made another trip, took out another Miraculous, saved the city from another villain.
And yet another day. Chat Noir hadn't shown up to fight Style Queen with me - of course he hadn't, he was Adrien. I needed help, she had almost beat me. Another trip, another Miraculous - one that I lost in the fight after attempting to give it to Alya. Someone else - Chloe - found it.
So yeah, that's it. In full. Why I know so much about the Miraculous.

Mon Minou: I'm sorry, Mistress.

BFF Girl: You're Ladybug.

Me: I am.

BFF Girl: You didn't tell me.

Me: I couldn't.

BFF Girl: You chose me.

Me: I did.

BFF Girl: You're my idol.

Me: *giggles* Kind of hard to think about it like that, but I suppose I am.

Queen Chloe: I bullied you.

Me: ?

Queen Chloe: I - you - Marinette, I can't possibly express how sorry I am.

Me: You don't have to be. You... like Alya said, you've changed. A lot. And you're no longer someone I hate having to be on a team with.

Mon Minou: Wait Marinette's m'Lady?

Me: I thought Plagg had your phone.

Mon Minou: He told me there was something very important I had to see and gave it back.

Me: Ah. I see.
Well then...

Mon Minou: Who thought we'd ever go this way?

Me: I sure didn't.

Queen Chloe: I didn't even think it could be you.

BFF Girl: Queenie's right, this was an utter shock. I predicted Adrien, but... but, but Marinette? LADYBUG?!?

Mon Minou: WAIT YOU PREDICTED I WAS CHAT NOIR?!?

Me: Minou, she did some kind of edit with you wearing Chat's mask back when Mylene's dad got akumatized. At least I think...

Mon Minou: I was that predictable?

Me: Not really, Alya's just a bit of a bloodhound when it comes to these things.

DJ Dude: WAIT WHAT MARINETTE'S LADYBUG

Queen Chloe: Don't overexert yourself, headphone boy.

DJ Dude: You thought... thanks, Marinette.

Mon Minou: No love for the cat?

Me: >////< Love ya, Kitty.

*Queen Chloe has renamed the chat Superhero Family*

Le fin ~

I'm sorry I wasn't able to get this up faster, there was a whole lot of editing to do to put this in proper format and also... I, uh... I may or may not have struggled a lot with ending it.

I know the ending to this one is really bad... sorry guys. But nonetheless, I hope you enjoyed.

I haven't done this in a while, but remember to VOTE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW. Buzzing off,

- Queen Honey 🐝