"Yes..."a blonde girl whispered. "YES!" She giggled with glee as she fangirled over a fan fiction on her mobile device. She blushed while burying her face into her stuffed black cat plush on her bed. This was by far the best chatnoirxreader she has ever read in her entire life.

Every one she read before had the reader be some kind of made up miraculous holder fighting by the cat's side, but this one was different. It felt like it was real life, she was a part of the story as her normal civilian self, and it felt much more romantic that way to her.

'He kissed my hand like the gentleman he was and gave me a heart stopping smile. "But won't this bother Ladybug?" I worried. His cat eyes met mine and glimmered. "She doesn't have to know..." I blushed as he swept me off my feet. "Let's go for the ride of your life, your highness." I held on tight and buried my face into the crook of his neck while we soared through the night-'

"YASSSSSSSS BAE GOALS BAE GOALS!!!" She yelled.

Posters of the famous superhero, Chat Noir, were plastered over every inch of her bedroom wall. Her covers and pillow cases were all pitch black with occasional green accents like a sequin pillow or a pun pillow or such. Observe:

She had all the Chat Noir action figures lined up on a shelf above her bed, and her wallpaper was white with green and black paw prints.

Wherever there wasn't Chat Noir merch, her room was littered with cat pusheen stuff.

The posters all over her room were the latest products of the new Miraculous franchise and some of them even had Ladybug herself cut out of the pictures. On the back of her door, a large poster of Chat Noir hung where he was winking with a finger gun while displaying a cheesy smile. In red sharpie, hearts were doodled all around him. On a black desk, a green notebook rested with puns printed all over. Next to it lied a skinny imitation of his silver baton. It was made of stainless steel with green paw print that lit up, and if you clicked the end, it turned into an ink pen.

Even her fashion worshipped her celebrity crush. She wore a pair of glittered silver cat ears on a metal headband and a black choker with a small golden bell as a charm, as well as liquid liner done into a cat eye.

This girl was fifteen years old give or take, and she was even the leader of the Chat Noir fan club at her high school. She started a fan blog a few weeks ago call the Chatblog. She furiously tried to compete with the Ladyblog to build up her idol's rep, and so far, she had six thousand subscribers.

"OMIGOD KILL ME BAE GOALS!!!!"

Her door suddenly swung open to reveal her mom with bloodshot eyes. "OKAY FINE I'LL GET IT I'LL GET YOUR FRICKIN BAGELS!!!" She shouted before slamming the door back shut. The blonde blinked a few times to register what just happened. She lost it by hysterically laughing then smothered herself into her pillows. Her head slowly rose from her bed as she found herself ogling a black framed photo of a close up on the cat superhero. "Ugh, why do you have to be so freaking HAWT!!" She moaned, grabbing the picture so she could stroke his face. She sighed and flipped open her sketchbook to look at all her fan art of him.

She had him drawn in just about every art style: Disney, anime, chibi, kawaii, pop art, comics, Steven Universe, Powerpuff Girls, Gravity Falls, Barbie, etc.

Some sketches were simply copies of the poses she saw on the Ladyblog or her posters, others were more advanced with his costume in different Au's. His suit in one drawing was pirate theme, and in another, it was styled with a steampunk twist, and tons more. She even doodled him in action while saving her or holding her hand. Her sketchbook was where all her fantasies and dreams came true. It was everything to her.

Her mom entered her room and dropped a plate of buttered bagels in front of her as the plate clattered on her nightstand. "Clean your room, Luna, this cat crap is making me sick. It isn't healthy."

"I told you to stop bringing me bagels everyday," Luna reminded, ignoring her mom's retorts.

"How can I when all you do is scream for them?! And this obsession has gone too far! I'm scheduling you an appointment with your brother's psychologist."

"Mom, no!!" Luna watched her turn on her heel as she dialed a number into her phone before slamming the door. "This is stupid! Catastrophically pawful!!" She clicked on her tv with a remote and pouted to herself while doodling on her wrist with her silver-staff pen.

"Radiant, dreamy, carefree-"

Faster than lightning, she snatched the remote and changed the channel only to see a fashion show with one of the most famous models in Paris, Adrien Agreste. "Ha, look at this sparkle guy, LOL!" She shook her head and switched the channel again. Luna sighed dreamily and laid on her stomach to stare at a live interview with Chat Noir and Ladybug after an akuma fight. "Chat, you wonderful piece of eye candy..." Luna whispered as she dramatically reached toward the flat screen.

"Ladybug, these recent attacks have been becoming more intense yet brief at the same time. Would you say they are getting easier to deal with?" Nadia asked. Before the girl in red could answer, a certain black cat cut in. "Yes and no. The two of us have been getting the hang of this pretty well, but the akumas are also getting a lot stronger. Right, bugaboo?"

"What have we said about calling me bugaboo??"

Luna scowled and threw a pair of kitty socks at her tv. "Hey, lady! Not all of us are lucky enough to see the great Chat Noir every day and enjoy his pet names so how about you try to be more grateful!!" She growled before picking up a hand mirror to study her hair. Crap, my roots are growing in...I'll have to dye it again soon. She inspected the ends of her locks. It took her two months to get it the exact shade of that perfect golden hair her idol had and it was worth every penny. Expensive, but worth it. Luna looked at the tv again to see Chat Noir casually place his arm around Ladybug's shoulders, but she brushed him off.

"Ugh, what does he see in her anyway?? That bug has him wrapped around her little finger and just toys with his heart! It's so obvious!" She snapped. The frustrated blonde snatched one of her Chat Noir collectible action figures and her gaze softened for a moment. Why, oh, why did she have to be so unfurtunate enough to have such an impawsible crush on a world famous superhero? "Oh, Chat....why can't you just love me?" Luna choked. She sighed and shifted her attention back to the daily news. Her grip tightened around the action figure as the camera was focused on Ladybug.

The heroine casually laughed at something her partner said while discreetly elbowing him in the side. The cat covered his pain with a stupid smile, but Luna wasn't fooled so easily. She's rewatched almost every recorded interview and mobile footage of him several times, closely studying his behavior and expressions.

She could read him like a book.

Ladybug suddenly waved at the camera and announced her departure before Chat wrapped an arm around her waist, offering her a ride. She rolled her eyes and ignored his gesture, then took off. Luna clenched her teeth as she stood up and loomed over the flat screen. "How dare you treat him like that?" She hissed at the tv. "You always under appreciate Chat! You don't deserve him, Ladybug!!"

The fangirl's blood boiled at the heroine's careless actions. The more she thought about it, the more it bugged her. And the more it bugged her, the more it angered her.

"If I were you, I'd give him all of my love for eternity," she uttered lowly.

It was too late when she noticed a dark butterfly flapping towards her. It struck the action figure still clutched in her hand, darkening her expression.

"Vice Versa, I am Hawkmoth. You are in complete despair from being separated from the love of your life. I can cure your love bug and bring you together forever. In return, all you need to do is retrieve me some bling bling."

"Oui oui, Hawk daddy."

Blackness bubbled over her body, transforming her into a purrfect replica of the legendary Ladybug. "I'm on my way, kitty," the faux Ladybug chuckled evilly.

...........................

"Late for school! Late for school! Late! For! Schooooooooool!!" Marinette cried. Her pink ballet flats bounded down the sidewalk toward her usual destination. She stayed up super late the night before to finish her last minute science project. As usual, she procrastinated as long as possible due to her double life.

The pigtailed girl impatiently tapped her foot at the crosswalk, waiting for the stubborn red light to turn green. As soon as it did, she flew across the street, but the wind swept her papers away from her hold. "Aaaaah!" She shrieked, heels screeching her to a stop on the pavement. "My project!!" Marinette dashed back into the middle of the road and kneeled to snatch her papers.

A loud honk blared from behind, but when she looked up, it was too late. Paralyzed with fear, a semi truck was about to plow over her. Just before it it could graze her skin, she suddenly found herself hundreds of feet off the ground with the wind blowing into her face.

Chat Noir?

She took a peek at her rescuer and gasped. She was currently looking at the face of herself. Well, not her, but her own alter ego.

In no time, she was gently placed down in front of her school. "L-L-Ladybug?" She choked. Marinette was pretty sure her jaw was touching the ground and she was beyond bewildered. The duplicate of her smiled and tossed her pigtails. "That's right, yours truly," she answered. "Try to be more careful in traffic. We wouldn't want any accidents, would we?" Marinette was too stunned to even say a simple thanks. What the heck was going on?

"You're okay, right?" Ladybug asked as she laid a hand on her shoulder. Marinette shivered.

She silently blinked a few times and slowly nodded. The spotted copycat chuckled a little. I guess it's not everyday a superhero rescues you. She must be star struck, she thought. "Well, do us both a favor by trying to be more careful and stay out of the road. 'Kay? Good. Bug out!" In a split second, she zipped away on her yo-yo. Marinette shook her head to make sure she wasn't imagining things. She had to do something fast.

"Was that Ladybug??"

The school girl jumped out of her skin and spun around to see her crush approaching her. "O-oh, hi Adrien!" She nervously greeted with an obnoxious wave. "Uh, I guess...?"

"Whoa, what happened?" Adrien pressed. This wasn't right. How could he see Ladybug and Marinette in the same place? He figured out her identity a while ago (but she didn't know that) and he knew they were the same person. "Oh, eh, you know....she saved me when I was about to get run over by a semi but it's all good now," she laughed off.

"What?! Are you okay??" He gasped.

"Yeah...I'm just...confused."

Well, that makes two of us.

"About what?"

Marinette folded her hands in front of her, not exactly sure how to explain the problem here without giving herself away. "Um-she, uh, Ladybug just didn't seem herself. That's all..." She trailed off. Adrien played along. "Hm, really? What makes you say that?" He cluelessly scratched his head. The designer stared back off into the direction that the so called Ladybug headed in. Then a lightbulb came on. "Ah! Not many people know this, and I don't mean to brag, but I'm practically bffs with Ladybug," she explained while triumphantly placing her fists on her hips, not realizing she was doing a signature pose of her alter ego. Nice save, she thought to herself. "And that was a Ladybug who had absolutely no clue who I was. And if you ask me, she even seemed a little snobbish. I think we have a copycat on our hands."

I'll say.

"Wow, you're friends with the Ladybug?" The blonde awed. "That's totally cool!" Marinette blushed at his admiration. "What a coincidence! I didn't want to seem like a show off to you before, but I'm actually best buds with the great Chat Noir himself," Adrien grinned as he proudly jabbed a thumb at himself. Maybe she'll finally take a hint, heh... "Small world, innit?"

"Whoa, really?" She gasped. "That explains those slip ups of dumb puns every now and then. Sounds like he's rubbing off of you." He laughed a little and nodded. "Yeah, I guess you can say that." Marinette suddenly remembered the more important situation at hand. "Crap! I better go contact the real Ladybug before something bad happens, so later see ya!" She said before she took off running. "And I'll get Chat Noir while you're at it!" Adrien called as the dark haired girl dashed inside the school.

Plagg stuck his head out of his holder's jacket as Adrien ducked low behind a tall bush. "So what now?" He questioned. Adrien grinned at the kwami. "We transform, of course." Plagg groaned. "But it's so early, school hasn't even started yet!" He whined. "And what about pigtails?"

"I reckon she's doing the same."

..........................

"But Marinette, the project-" Tikki reminded, making the girl stop in her tracks once she entered the empty restroom. "Oh no!! I can't possibly fail the semester!!!" She panicked while trying to rip her hair from her skull. "This project is worth so many points and it's due before the bell but if I turn it in a pretend me will give Ladybug a bad name then Paris will never ever trust me again and kitty could totally hate me for things I never even done and my life will be eternally over-"

"Marinette!!" Her kwami yelled. "The more time you spend squabbling, the more time is lost to both of your unfinished tasks. The only thing you can do now is to quickly turn in your research and then transform." A sigh escaped from her holder. "You're right, Tikki. I have to get my act together and stop this fake!" She raced out of the bathroom towards her classroom.

..........................

Chat Noir stood on top of a rooftop and eyed his surroundings. He briefly stopped running for a moment to put a plan together. Ladybug should be here pretty shortly. As if reading his mind, a vision of red flashed in the corner of his eyes before he heard someone land behind him. "Bonjour, Chat." The cat spun around with his staff ready.

"Ladybug!"

"Huh?" She appeared confused, then it seemed to dawn on her. "Oh, righhhhhht. I am Ladybug. The Lady that is the bug. The Lady chosen specifically to be the bug. The lady of the bug," she clarified, covering her mouth as she let out a cute giggle. Chat looked at her with an amused expression. "Yeahhh, I got that. Did you locate the fake?"

The heroine crossed her arms. "The fake? Er...how did you find out about her?" She inquired, nervously rubbing the back of her neck.

"I heard from a friend of mine," he shrugged. "So how have you been, m'lady?" Chat bowed before her respectfully as he gave her hand a peck. An obvious blush reddened her entire face. "U-um, I've been fine, but we need to get to the bottom of everything ASAP. Understood, kitty?"

"Understood."

"So, obviously, this faux me is an akuma. If she looks exactly like me, I'm assuming the akuma is in her earrings. Does that make sense?" Her partner nodded. "Of course," he agreed. "But do you think she has evil intentions?" Ladybug faced the edge of the building as she looked upon the Eiffel Tower. "Who knows? But we better stop her fast. She could easily ruin my image." She evilly grinned at the city, then turned to face the cat, beaming sweetly at him. Chat flashed her a smile and leaned in very close. "I don't think anything could ruin your image, bugaboo," he purred, stroking the side of her face. Her face was now redder than her suit. She shyly turned her head away and playfully pushed him back with the poke of the nose. "Easy does it, tiger," she giggled.

The cat's heart soared at their fondness of each other in the moment. "Before we get started with the mission, I just want to say-"

"WHAT is going on here?!"

The flirting pair both gasped as they spun around to see a fuming Ladybug standing on top of a wide chimney. She glowered down at them with a burning flame in her eyes. How DARE she try to seduce my partner!! Chat Noir was left gawking at the scene in front of him. Wait...was he just tricked? Either he was seeing double or-

"Get away from him!" Ladybug hissed.

Vice Versa scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Oh, now she wants him. The things jealousy does to you, tsk tsk-" she was smacked in the head with a yo-yo, then landed smack down on her back. The villain easily jumped to her feet and cracked her knuckles. "Two can play that game," she challenged, spinning a glowing yo-yo ready. It was an exact replica of Ladybug's. She turned to Chat, who was still next to her in complete shock as he processed everything. "I'll only be a moment, cutie." The copy winked while blowing him a kiss, then charged towards her component.

They aggressively fought combat with each other while Chat could only watch in awe. The two Ladybugs had the same weapons, same moves, same counters, same everything. And because of that, they got nowhere with no avail. Their twinning appearances blended them together in their duel, so Chat couldn't even tell who was who in his daze.

Their yo-yos only kept clashing together as they shot petty insults at each other. "Get your own cat!" Ladybug snapped, still fighting breathlessly. Vice Versa rolled her eyes and shielded herself from an attack. "Oh, please. You don't even appreciate this stray, at least I'll take him in with loving open arms."

"Chat is my partner, not yours!"

"Let's have the winner decide that!"

"He likes me, not you!"

"The only difference between us is I love him, you don't! So who do you think he'll choose, hm?"

Chat clasped his hands together and sighed dreamily. "Two Ladybugs having a cat fight over me? I must be dreaming!"

"Are you going to help or not?!" One of them shouted.

"At least it'd be an improvement," the other snorted under her breath.

"What did you just say to me??" Ladybug demanded. No one disses my combat skills! This girl will pay.

"Nothing, why you gotta be so sensitive?"

"You better watch your mouth or you're going to get yourself in a lot of trouble," she growled.

"You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a man!"

"Oh, you don't even wanna go there..." Ladybug snarled, tackling her foe into a pile of soot as they began to wrestle and claw at each other. It was literally a cat fight now. "Chat Noir is mine!" "No, he's mine!!" "Mine!!" "You selfish little-AAAAHHH!!!" One had the other pinned down while ripping her hair out as a certain blonde was still far away in his own little world. Vice Versa grit her teeth, slammed Ladybug onto her back and suddenly wrapped her hands around her throat. "Now, listen here, sweetie. Once I get your miraculous's, Chat Noir will be all mine until the end of time. Got that? Now, let's find out what piece of trash is behind the mask, shall we?" She cackled.

Ladybug's eyes wandered to over where her partner was. "Chat-" she choked. He snapped out of his fantasy to see one Ladybug strangling the other. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?!" He freaked. Chat scurried over and started to panic. "Ladybug! I, uh, um, er-" his head whipped back and forth but they were so identical, it was impossible to tell who was who. Vice Versa had releasing her grasp around the heroine's neck, and now awaited her love's next words. "I got her, Chat! We just need to take out her earrings and I can purify the akuma," she explained, giving the black cat a mind melting smile that outshone the sun.

The blonde nodded. "Oh, heheh, right! That sounds good," he agreed. "Sorry, I wasn't much of use." Vice Versa shook her head. "No, no! Don't be sorry! You can take out one earring while I take out the other," she kindly offered. "Sound good?" Ladybug gaped at the two. He totally believed she was the fake?! This was SO not happening. "Chat, don't listen to her! She's trying to trick you!" She warned.

"Huh?" The blonde studied both of their expressions, one filled with more fear while the other looked more heart wrenching. Crap, I can't tell which one is my true love!! "Uh..." Ladybug raised an eyebrow at the girl on top of her. "You know, if you take his miraculous, he won't be Chat Noir anymore, right?" The villain gasped with realization as she put her hands up to her face in horror. "Oh, no, you're right!" Ladybug seized the opportunity and kicked Vice Versa off of her.

The twins scrambled to their feet and had the exact same thing in mind.

"LUCKYYYYYYYY CHARM!!"

Ladybug caught a spotted belt that dropped from the sky. Her vision quickly scanned everything around her, until she finally got an idea. She immediately latched the belt on around her waist and ran to her partner's side. Now she had a way of being distinguished. Until she looked up. Vice Versa was wearing the exact same frickin belt as her. Are you freaking kidding me?? She got the SAME lucky charm as me too?!?! Ladybug huffed in exasperation as she narrowed her eyes at her competitor.

Just before they could charge at each other again, Chat swiftly slid in between them. "Okay, okay, how about we do this the easy way, m'ladies? If you're both so confident, I'll quiz you both to see who's the real Ladybug. Winner gets a kiss!" Her persuaded, in hopes of getting the phony's attention. All he had to do was get the slightest hesitation from one of them.

"Alright," they said in unison, both crossing their arms.

Chat mischievously rubbed his hands together. This was going to be fun. Ladybug raised an eyebrow. What was that cat up to? She almost wanted to smack that smug grin off his stupid face. This was a crucial dilemma! Could he not take this a little more seriously??

"Alright, question number one: how many times did we kiss?"

"Three," they immediately answered. Chat frowned. Well, that wasn't a fair test. All of their kisses were internet viral. First, the one with Dark Cupid was on Nadia Chamack's live interview, and the second two were with Frostbite in Alya's live video on the Ladyblog. Everyone knew about those, now that he thought about it. The very realization made his face warm.

"Okay, forget that one. Question number two: how tall am I?"

"5'11."

Darn, so far they're both really good.

"Question number three: what's your favfurite feature about me...?"

"Eyes-"

"Smile."

"Purrferred characteristic?"

"Humor-"

"Punzzz fur life bruh."

Ladybug scoffed at the ongoing scenario and narrowed her eyes at Chat. He'd had to be a complete idiot if he still couldn't tell the difference. "Now for question-" I am never speaking to him again. She silently gasped when she realized what was going on. Why, when I get my hands on him-

He already knew. That sly cat knew the whole time. He had only been taking advantage of her with these ridiculous, embarrassing quizzes. When their eyes met, those gleaming green orbs of his seemed to be laughing. She squeezed her hands into fists, trying to contain her rage. Her blood boiled at everything going on. Her partner's insolence, her stupidity, the akuma trying to steal her man-

"Chat Francis Noir, you are in big trouble!!" She boomed as she swept up her palm, ready to backhand the idiot. The blonde instantly doubled over in hysterical laughter. "I was wondering when you'd catch on," he wheezed, gasping for air.

"Wait, what?!" Vice Versa exclaimed. Had they tricked her too? What the heck was going on? Ladybug swiped the baton from the back of her partner's belt and clubbed him in the head with his own weapon. "Ow!" He was left sprawled out on the roof groaning as she twirled the stick around in her hand. "That's my bugaboo," his muffled voice confirmed as he gave a thumbs up, face still planted into a brick.

"Oh, come on! Clearly, you can't pick this savage over me!" The akumatized girl shrieked. "For starters, I'm way nicer than her, I actually appreciate you, I return your love, AND MY CUDDLES ARE TO DIE FOR!!!"

Chat slowly got up, then dusted himself off. "Look, LB may appear harsh sometimes, but she's a really sweet girl at heart and means well," he explained, casually resting an arm on his beloved. Instead of judo flipping him, she smiled at his compliments. "That's right, Chat Noir and I are the perfect team. Just because we're not dating, doesn't mean I don't appreciate him. He's my best friend and he's always there for me, how can I not?"

"And her friendship is more than enough." Ladybug suddenly faced him, slightly agape. Honestly, it still surprised her how cool he was after she totally rejected him when he prepared an amazing surprise and confessed his love to her. How...? "That was beautiful," Vice Versa whispered. Her hands were cupped over her mouth as she choked back a sob. She broke down into tears and dramatically dropped down to her knees. "Oh, screw this! Screw everything! Just heal my broken heart already!!" She helplessly wailed. "Piece of trash!!!" She suddenly chucked down an action figure, causing it to break in half.

Her unexpected actions left the pair of superheroes gawking as black bubbles melted away her suit, transforming her back to her normal self. But Ladybug had to get over her shock fast in order to de-evilize the akuma. Once she did that and took care of her lucky charm, she knelt down by the clueless girl's side. "H-huh?" She smeared some black stained tears on her cheek, which made her mascara run. "What happened? I don't remember anything..."

"What's your name?" Ladybug asked, gently laying a hand on her shoulder.

"Luna...but what am I doing here? What are you doing here? Wait, if you're here then that means..."

"Hiya!" Chat greeted, giving her a friendly wave with a wink. "Need a ride home?" He extended a hand to her and offered her a smile. Luna's cheeks became tinged with pink. Chat Noir IN THE FLESH? AND DID HE JUST OFFER ME A RIDE HOME OMFG- "Y-yeah, that'd be awesome," she stammered while staring at her lap. "Great." The black cat helped her up, then nonchalantly wrapped an arm around her waist before pulling her close. Luna gasped at her idol's closeness and internally screamed.

"Hope you're not afuraid of heights." She giggled at his pun and shook her head. "That's good," he decided. He caught his lady's stare boring holes through his head. Chat wiggled his eyebrows in a teasing manner with another smug smirk. His eyes seemed to say,'Jealous much?' Just to tick her off, he complimented the girl's hair. In a friendly way, of course. "Hold on," he cautioned as they took off through the wind. The ride was everything she ever dreamed.

After she pointed out her apartment, the three finally entered her bedroom through the fire escape. "Mom, mom, I'm home!!" Luna shouted. "You won't believe what happened! Today was the best day of my life! I got akumatized and met the Chat Francis Noir!!!" She ran out of her bedroom through the rest of her home yelling for her mom, who was so done. "I wonder how many people actually think that's my middle name," Chat wondered aloud. "Because even if-" He stopped when his eyes landed on a poster of him in her room. Then the other ones. Then her bed set. Then her framed photos. Then her action figures. Then her notebooks. Then her open sketchbook.

"Oh mon dieu..." he couldn't help but flip through all the pictures. Ladybug cringed at the choice of interior decoration. Obsessive much? Chat slapped the sketchbook shut when Luna ran back in while dragging her mom in by the wrist this time. "See? See? If you don't believe me, see for yourself! I swear I wasn't dreaming it!!" She psychotically yelled.

Her mom's jaw dropped at the sight of the world famous superheroes in her daughter's bedroom. Her face drained itself of color. "Oh my god, I am so sorry! I hope she didn't cause you so much trouble, forgive my daughter's idiocy, s'il vous plaît!!" Ladybug waved her hand like it was no big deal and awkwardly laughed. "Ah, no...don't worry about it. She was no trouble at all," she lied, smiling big as she spoke with her teeth clenched shut. "Yeah, it's cool. We're used to this sorta thing," Chat assured.

"Oh, that's a huge relief," the mother exhaled. Then as if a switch was flipped, she turned on her daughter and grabbed her by the ear. "LUNA ANGELIE JACQUES I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT YOURSELF AKUMATIZED FIRST YOU THROUGH YOUR GRANMOTHER'S LAMP ACROSS THE ROOM BECAUSE OF A STUPID FANFICTION AND THEN YOU GOT US BANNED FROM THE SUBWAY FROM YOUR SO CALLED FANGIRLING AND NOW THIS??!?!! YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR NEW PSYCHOLOGIST TOMORROW YOU HERE ME YOUNG LADY?!?!!!" The woman screamed.

"Noooooon, mére, non!! S'il vous plaît, I beg for mercy!!!" Luna cried as she was dragged away. Ladybug leaned towards her partner as she frowned at the bedroom once again. "This place is plain creepy. Let's get out of here," she whispered in his ear. Chat nodded. "Yeah, today has been one heck of a day and I totally missed school." After Ladybug crawled out of the window first, he dashed back to the sketchbook and flipped through the pages, snapping some photos of his favorites.

After he caught up to his lady, they took a breather and sat down on top of the museum to process everything that happened. "You need some peanut butter to go with that jelly, LB?" The cat teased. Ladybug shot him a glare and pouted, sticking her lower lip out in a way he thought was so adorable. He only smiled at her irritation. "You're one to talk! You took advantage of me!" She snapped.

"Aw, come one. It was a joke!" Chat defended with a laugh. "Besides, I found out some interesting things about you, today." Ladybug huffed. "Oh, yeah? Like what?" Chat put a claw to his chin in pretense thought. "Huh, well, now I know you think I'm handsome and entertaining." Her face flushed at his words. She rose to her feet and loomed over him. "I never said that! And the only thing entertaining is your stupidity!!" She fumed.

Chat buried his head into his hands and only giggled at her outburst. He giggled. "And that's when you're not ticking me off like right now!!" She added. He shook his head at her attitude. How can he not love her?

"You know I love you, right, bugaboo?"

Those words silenced her. They were the kind that made her cross her arms and want to quit arguing, but she didn't want to back down. Ladybug stuck her nose up and turned away from him. Chat saw a shake from the back of her head, which he interpreted as a nod. She suddenly felt a peck on her cheek. "What was that?" She gasped as she spun around to face him, holding the side of her face.

"I said the winner gets a kiss, right?"

Her skin began to burn, from anger or embarrassment, she didn't know. Ladybug turned away again, not noticing her hands were still cupped over that spot. Not wanting the silence to turn awkward, she changed the subject.

"But seriously! That chick freaks me out," the spotted heroine shivered. Chat sighed while resting a cheek on his palm. Here we go again. "The nerve, the audacity!" But he had to admit, he didn't mind her occasional jealousy at all. It was just one of her ways of telling him she loves him. "And she's such a stalker!" She went on. The blonde rolled his eyes when she wasn't looking.

Hypurrcrite.

Haaaaaaaaa that chapter took me soooooo long to figure out because of plots holes and whatevs & I'm too tired to look for typos so yeah. Also, I need your help. Does it seem like my word choice is getting repetitive?? I can't tell because I've been staring at this screen for so long and I don't want to bore you so PLEASE tell me if I should switch up my vocab or something.

Oh, yeah and here's something translation of French:

Mére: Mother
S'il vous plaît: please
Non: no

Welp, hope you liked!(including that crummy art I drew of my OC Luna lmaooo)😄 Vote or comment to tell me what you think!
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