Movie Night
The next day, reports were on the news of headless bodies found in the alley and the witnesses said that the heroes did this by some demon possessing them but officers weren't stupid to believe that. Any thug would always lie their way out of trouble for murder.
"We're in big trouble, Kitty," Ladybug said.
"Quit panicking! No one is gonna believe those assholes for something they made up!" Symbug said.
"I just bit someone's head off!" Ladybug complained.
"Like a zombie!" Cat Noir exclaimed.
"Technically you didn't eat the brain, I did," Symbug said.
"With our bodies and technically and literally in our places" Cat Noir corrected them.
"That was no badass," Ladybug said.
"We are a race that needs to survive," Symbug said.
"Without having mountains of headless corpses and no heads in the universe to eat and no host to survive. Have you thought of that before?" Cat Noir groaned.
"Well...No," Venom said.
"Can you imagine if you ate undead brains from a zombie that isn't alive?" Ladybug said.
"It's too rotten" Venom replied.
"Ok but you should try chickens," Cat Noir said.
"I can't. Animal brains don't satisfy us" Venom said.
"This is gonna be troublesome," Cat Noir said.
"Technically, animals have brains that are alive," Ladybug said.
"Yeah, that means you can feed on any living creature here," Cat Noir said slyly to Venom.
"I hate eating chickens! Those creatures are too....bony!" Venom slithered his tongue.
"Until you're taken to Area 51 if countless headless corpses give away" Ladybug smirked.
"Area 51?" Symbug asked.
"Alien experimenting," Ladybug said.
"NO! They can't do that!" Symbug growled.
"So either stay hidden or get discovered," Cat Noir said.
"Got it," Venom said.
"I mean it. With you both up our asses, no deepest darkest desires" Ladybug said.
"And no spilling your true identities," Symbug said.
"Good. We are not ready to know" Ladybug said.
"Pussies" Their symbiotes said.
"Here we go again" Cat Noir sighs.
"Stop saying that again. It's so inappropriate!" Ladybug snarled.
"Right, sorry," Symbug said.
"Do that again and see how you like when I eat vegetables" Cat Noir hissed angrily.
"We'll see," Venom said.
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Later, Marinette was doing a sketch of Cat Noir while thinking of him as Venom Noir. The chocolate was keeping her symbiote calm and learning to live by its host's rules.
"There, looks like a true badass cat" Marinette finished the sketch.
"You've been nearly insane like talking to ghosts as such" Tikki said.
"I got a living creature inside of me. How am I supposed to stay sane?" Marinette asked.
"Keep trying," Tikki said.
"It's like being possessed by a devil," Marinette said.
"For the last time! I'm not a devil" Symbug made her stand up so fast.
"I know that. Just some alien symbiote" Marinette said.
Her phone rang, and Alya sent a message for movie night at the movie theater: "Movie night at the theater 7 pm." She saw the time.
"Which movie?" She sent a message.
Knowing the last time they went to see Wicked which was a very long movie but a great musical movie.
"Sonic 3" Alya replied back.
"I can't wait to see it," Marinette said.
At the movie theaters, she didn't expect Adrien to join with them along with Nino. The symbiotic in Adrien was the one to do that to sneak out of the mansion.
"Hey girls, excited to see the new Sonic?" Nino asked them.
"People say it's a hit," Alya said.
"America went crazy about it, now it's our turn," Adrien said, trying to stay cool without hearing that voice in his head again.
"Gotta go slow...erm...fast" Marinette messed up her Sonic quote but corrected herself.
"You here, losers? Please, whatever movie you're watching is for babies! Adrikins, come watch a better movie with me than the losers begging you to watch" Chloe convinced Adrien to ditch his friends.
"I swear she gets me so irritated with her bitchy voice!" Venom said which made Adrien almost lose control of his hand performing a fist but he put his hand down.
"Sorry, but I would love an action one," Adrien said.
"Oh please, what's the deal with those freaks?" Chloe ranted about the poster.
Marinette and Adrien growled lowly and they were not themselves when Chloe said 'freaks' like that. Nino and Alya saw this but they couldn't get involved like this, not when there were people around.
"Mind your own business, Chloe" Marinette replied.
Chloe gasped at their eyes shifting into black goo before turning to normal. She blinked again but then their eyes were normal, making her believe she just hallucinated.
After getting the snacks, the four of them got into their seats before the movie started.
"What the hell is this?! It's salty!" Symbug asked.
"It adds the taste," Marinette said quietly.
Adrien bought chocolate just to satisfy Venom.
"Your pulse is quickening again. You like that skinny boy" Symbug said.
"Shhh" Marinette shushed.
"I'm detecting shyness. You want to look perfect like a pretty boy in public" Venom said.
"Shhh" Adrien also shushed.
The movie soon began. Even if the intro was loud Adrien and Marinette were used to it. They liked the opening scene where Shadow awoke and defeated all the soldiers. Of course, it reminds Adrien himself of kicking ass most of the time but not like this.
"Wow! Shadow's one ass-kicking," Nino said.
As the movie goes on, even understanding Shadow's pain and loss, it almost feels as if Adrien's father is doing that but Adrien doesn't know that his father is letting the past in his head.
"He thinks the scientists see him as a monster," Adrien said.
"Maria did not" Marinette said.
"Not to mention he carried the pain for 50 years," Adrien said.
A few of Jim Carrey's acting made them laugh while some find it weird. He played both Robotnik and his grandfather. It made the audience laugh a bit at the scenes of something funny or awkward. The moon-splitting scene was horrifying to watch but it was better than watching Earth get blown up.
"At least there's still 3/4 of it left," Alya said.
"Yeah, but if the whole moon was destroyed it would be catastrophic," Nino said.
This almost reminded Marinette's encounter with Cat Blanc in an altered timeline where she saw the moon split in half and that she created but also prevented by rewriting it, which of course, Cat Blanc never happened or existed.
"Yeah, but now they got like two moons like Mars," Marinette said.
"Sort of," Adrien said.
They watched through the credits. Like the previous movies with upcoming ones, they will have to wait another 2 years for that.
"That was amazing," Marinette said.
"Totally awesome, my dudes. I told ya it was awesome" Nino said.
"Shadow was a true badass," Adrien said.
"Why can't you be like him instead?!" Venom asked.
"Well, Sonic did let his lust for revenge go and Shadow did the same after 50 years. But Gerald let his lust for vengeance turn him into a monster" Marinette pointed out why revenge shouldn't take over you.
"It's true, revenge isn't something you win," Adrien said.
"Something that Hawk Moth refuses," Alya said.
"It's gonna drive him crazy like Gerald," Nino said.
"I would be happy to eat that asshole!" Symbug said.
Marinette kept quiet so they wouldn't see Symbug, "Yep, seems that made Robotnik decide to do something good for once by saving the world. He didn't want to destroy it, just rule it" Marinette said.
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