ok so this is an au of that scene in lady wifi where chat noir gets trapped in the freezer !! ;))) hey look at this, This Kewl Author! mwahahahhaha.

Lady Wifi (LadyNoir).

He was freezing. Absolutely, utterly, freezing. He was on his knees, and his numbing hands where frantically thrasing around for his ring. Behind him, a minature black cat was floating in the air, shivering and grumbling about cheese.  Adrien stood up, wondering wether standing would give him a wider range of view. His green eyes scanned the room with no luck. What he didn't know, though, was that his ring was safely tucked in a corner.

He kicked a metal fridge in frustration with a groan, a soft puff of air escaping his lips. He watched the visible air dissaparate before he kicked the fridge again and this time leaving a small dent on the door. He turned so his back was to the fridge, and he leaned against it and sat down, his white shirt squeaking as he slid down the cold steel door.

Plagg, who was still no help at all, had managed to stuff himself into Adrien's shirt pocket. The cold figure pressed against Adrien's chest did not help with the boy's plan to keep warm. He looked around the room one more time, hoping and pleading to the catch the eye of his now white ring. And the second he did was the second the door opened. A gasp was heard from the direction of the door, as whoever was behind Ladybug's mask was probably really surprised to find the Adrien Agreste crawling on the floor to get to the other side of the room to get his ring.

Ladybug slammed the door shut, remembering the video camera in the corner of the room. She was grateful that at the angle the camera and Adrien were sitting, the camera wouldn't have gotten a video of Adrien in place of Chat Noir. Wait, hold up. The classy, and handsome Adrien Agreste was the flirtatious and awkward Chat Noir?

Marinette backed away slowly from the door, shutting her eyes tightly because it could not be true at all. Chat and Adrien could not be the same person, they just couldn't! They were so different, but then she started to realize the similarities between the two. A small creak! later and Chat Noir was standin in front of Ladybug, the two of them looking away from eachother.

"We should, uhm, probably start taking care of that camera." Ladybug gulped, looking up from having an intense staring contest with a floor tile. Chat nodded in response, looking up as well. His eyes were full of hope; hope that maybe Ladybug wouldn't judge him for who he really was, and what he didn't know was that Ladybug was trying not to.

She took a few steps closer to him, so now that their faces were so incredibly close that Adrien couldn't help but feel a twinge of hope that maybe, just maybe, Ladybug would kiss him rig then and there. But instead, the walking bug turned her head and whispered the details of her plan to Chat, skimming over the fact that she had just found out who he really was. Adrien's balloon of hope deflated, and he started to think that Ladybug didn't care who he was. If anything, maybe being the son of a fashion god would make him more desirable, but although he usually hated the attention he got because of that, Adrien felt sad that it didn't make a difference in Ladybug.

But to her, it made all the difference in the world because OHMYGOD. ADRIEN AGRESTE, MY CRUSH, IS EFFING CHAT NOIR. OH. MY. GOD. was literally all going through Marinette's head at the moment. She turned back to face Cha-- Adrien, and the two held eye contact for a second, before he turned away and grabbed a nearby pot and began to walk over to the camera.

Although it was only for a second, Marinette saw the sliver of hurt in Adrien's eyes that she guessed was from the fact he thought she didn't care. She grabbed his wrist, and pulled him back to face her. Then she did something she never thought she would ever do in her life; she kissed Adrien Agreste.

She pulled the boy into a kiss, wrapping her arms around his neck. It took three full seconds before they pulled apart, gasping for air. Chat Noir took two steps back, a wild grin on his face because the love of his effing life just kissed him. It took him a second to realize that it was that she had found it he was Adrien Agreste, but he waved the thought off and put it in a storage box to think about later.

"We'll talk later." Ladybug mouthed to him, her hands shaking at the thought of what she had just done. She kissed Adrien Agreste who is actually Chat Noir who has a crush on Ladybug who is actually Marinette who has a crush on Adrien. With a start she realized that maybe she should give him her identitiy as well. She'd think of it later, because the thought of maybe Adrien/Chat's love for her would disappear if she would tell him she was actually Marinette was to much to bear.

But both of them couldn't stop thinking about how they had just kissed the love of their life for the rest of their fight against Lady Wifi.

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"Wait!" Adrien shouted, grabbing Ladybug's arm just as she was about to walk inside an empty storage closte. The two were exhausted; the battle with Lady Wifi had ended,mbut for the whole fight neither of them could get the thought of knowing eachother's identities out of their heads.

Ladybug turned back to him, and blue eyes met green. Chat Noir's miraculous beeped forthe second time in two minutes, and he sighed as his transformation wore off, leaving him to be plain old Adrien. Ladybug stared at him serenly, then quickly looked away. She didn't know what to do; her crush was actually Chat? It had been an hour since she had found out, but it was extremely hard to process.

Then her own miraculous beeped, alerting her that she had only one minute. She looked back up at him for one quick second, watching his pink lips form the word, Please. She gulped, snatching her arm away from him. A wave of hurt rippled across his face, but he waved it off and Marinette immediatly felt bad. She turned back towards the storage closet, walking inside and closing the door, leaving Adrien alone and staring a metal door.

He felt his hand reach for the door handle when he saw a flash of pink erupt from behind the door but then quickly pulled away. He could hear his footsteps clitter clattering against the marble floor as he walked out of the hotel, not even having the slightest idea of what to do now.

"What are you thinking!?" A tiny voice said from the shirt pocket of Adrien Agreste. Plagg flew out, his tail in his legs like it always was. "This was your chance to find out who she really was!"

Adrien shook his head and put his face in his hands as he bit his lip. "That's the problem, Plagg." He sighed. "I wasn't thinking. I was following my heart."

Unbeknowest to them, right behind the two stood Marinette Dupain-Cheng in all her glory. A frown covered up most of her face and she felt her lip begin to quiver. Before she burst into tears and broke her cover, she ran away from Adrien as fast as she could with Tikki tucked safely in her purse.

Because OHMYGOD CHAT NOIR IS ADRIEN AND I KISSED THEM BOTH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO.