"So what do you say puurrrrincess?" Chat takes a step closer to me. I can't believe he would come to me of all people for this! Why would he want me to pretend to be his girlfriend?

"Why?" I manage to push out of my mouth, I'm so shocked I can bearly think. 

"Because" Chat smiles, "I want ladybug to be jealous so she'll go out with me. All you need to do is show up during our patrol tomorrow and pretend to date me, maybe kiss me?" Chat winks at those words. 

Not only does the thought of kissing chat make me want to physically hurl, I can't show up and kiss chat in front of myself. My mind begins racing for an excuse to not do this. I say the first thing that pops into my head. "I would but I'm a lesbian!" D-Did I really just say that.

Chat stands there, stunned for a few seconds before finally opening his mouth. "I thought you were American." 

 "I'm French you complete idiot!"