Chat POV

I sprinted off to my house playing over the thoughts in my head.

Why was i like that? Sure, I thought Mari had a crush on me, but only for my looks. But, since that chat, knowing she had an crush on me because of my purrsonality is........... Flattering. Cute. Pawesome. Sexy- wait what!!? I dont like Marinette that way. I love my lady. But Mari, she draws me in. Like a moth to a flame (Vampire in Brooklyn refrence. Eddie Murphy movie). I reached my Mansion.

"Plagg, claws in" The usual black green light surrounded me. Foot to head, I detransformed. Plagg floated in front off me, which is odd. Usually, he would've already ran off for Camembert.

"Kid, what is up with you? I might not care that much, but, you haven't visited Cari in eight days."

"Its Mari, and I know, but....... I dont really want to-"

"Adrien," Wow, Plagg IS acting weird. He never used my name. "I know you are lying. I can read your mind when your Chat whether I want to or not."

................ Fuck.

"Ok, ok. I promise, I will visit her tomorrow."

"Good. Now, where is my cheese!!!!!!!!"

There it is.

"Good night Plagg." I switched- er, more like clapped the lights off (They never confirmed he had to do that, but hey, never know).

~ The next day at school ~

I reached my Home room, suprised of what I see. Alya, Nino and Mari. Usually, Mari would be late. I guess, either she stayed up, or woke up early.

"Yo mama so fat that Trump uses her as the boarding wall."

Alya must be mad at Mari for something .

"Yo mama soooooo stupid that she put one quarter in one ear and another in the other ear, and thought she was listening to 50 Cent!"

Daaaaamn Mari.

"Yo mama so hairy, that Bigfoot takes pictures at her!"

........... Burn.

"Yo mama soooooo poor, that she chases a garbage truck with groceries list."

............ Oh shit.

I was waiting for Alya's reply, when all of the second, Nino let out an berserk laugh. Soon Alya Mari joined in, then did their secret handshake (u know, in Dark Cupid after Kim raced off to find Chloe). I guess it was a competition.

I love this fucked up classroom.

I choosed that time to walk in the class, saying the BEST mama joke I can think of:

"Your mama so black, she makes the color black look white." I got an slap on the face from Alya, a giggle, blush and look away from Marinette, and FNAF laugh from Nino. The rest of the classmates came in, somewhat confused why Nino was doing a laugh from the creepiest game on earth, Marinette's face was as red as an Tomato, and I had an faint hand mark on my cheek.

If not to make matters.......... Freaky the most annoying voice to mankind speaked the worst name in the human language.

"Adrikins!!"

Hey!! Bonjour!!! Olà!!! I hope u like my book! So, I think Im bringing the Sin into the 4th chapter. Also, u can guess voice that is. And somehow, in a few Sin books, she helps make Marichat/Adrienette. Bye!!! ~Ahzani D.