Just watch the video.

You watched it? Good. Now Get off of this.

Ignored my warning? Well, here we go. Time to learn shit about me that makes people cry internally.

1.) Two weeks ago in class, my math teacher wanted one of us to make a question on the board for the class to solve. He picked on me. Here's what I wrote:

"If the gas station is exactly ten minutes from where you live, and a 2010 Volkswagen Jetta can go 800 miles on diesel fuel, how come it took my dad 9 years to come back from the Gas station?"

......... Everyone died. One girl cried.

2) I watched all three episodes of Boku No Pico when I was 11.

3) I like anime yaoi hentai now.

4) I watched two girls and a cup with my cousin when I was 10. Seeing two girls eat each other's shit was horrifying. I couldn't keep still in my Stool.

Get it? Stool is another word for shit... No?

Shitty pun, I know.

5) More info about 3). Soon after, I learned what My Hero Academia was. I'm only on episode 31 Season 2, but I watch so much cracks and vines about it, that I know all three seasons. Also I ship Kiribaku, and Tododeku.

I read so much Yaoi mangas/Hentai, that my downloads have a virus. Don't believe me?

Some of these pictures are from mangas that NSFW. Any one without the Chimichangas to view this, back away.

Picture from: Love triangle
(Kacchan Bakugo x Izuku Midoriya x Shoto Todoroki)
This is not porn, but it's good.

Picture from: [Marimottan Museum] amae jyogo no yuru
(Shoto Todoroki x Izuku Midoriya)
This is NSFW. Todoroki got drunk and wanted to do it, and rode Midoriya.

This pictures
are from a manga called:

[BITE] Katzchen (Eijirou Kirishima x Katsuki Bakugou).
This is definitely NSFW.
Bakugou was struck by a student with a quirk that could change genetics with whatever the person they touched touched. (Basically, Bakugou touched a female cat when the student touched him and he got the genetics of a female cat). It was supposed to wear off soon, but Bakugou was sensitive (Being a female cat during heat), Kirishima touched his tail, and one thing led to another, they fucked.

6

. Luka is my favorite character from Miraculous Ladybug, not gonna lie. I just love everything about him. And that new episode- oh my God. Marinette blushed around him a lot, though.

7. I shipped Lukanette for a while. Then I was like: biSh.
Then I had the smartest fucking idea in the world: Lukadrinette. It's gay, it's the ultimate dynamic threesome, it's gay, Marinette won't have to fight over best boy, it's gay, people will be pissed, but won't be able to disagree, and it's gay.

8. Those sneak peeks of the upcoming Miraculous episodes look so fucking real like-

This. It looks so real, bruh.

9. I'm an amuter artist. But I'm really self conscious about my art. I really envy artist who can draw a whole body sitting or just doing something random in 9 minutes, but it takes me nine days. And I can't even draw the whole body. I know it takes time, but I can't wait. I really have to find a good art style, Because I'm also an animator.

10. I ship Tododeku and Kiribaku. Yes, I've told you already. I also drew a Kiribaku child.

Kirigou Bakugou-Kirishima

Quirk: Explosion Bombshell

He can send off a powerful explosion from his body whenever he hardens it, protecting him. It'll come off a dome shape and is very powerful. He can control wether or not he wants to send off a powerful explosion, but he can't stop the explosion from happening everytime he hardens. He can also make his fingers very sharp.

Hair Color: Black (but he'll dye it blond in the future, in honor of his dad, Bakugou)
Eyes: Ruby Red
Teeth: Sharp as hell

Personality: Kind and outgoing, but fuck with him, you'll get a dramatic string of curses and mini explosions. So basically Bi-Polar

Favorite Quote: "You unmanly cunts! Get behind me, I'll cover you!"

Hero Name: Explosion Riot.

Fact: He isn't gay, just straightly a circle.

He has his Tsundere father type of style, no tie; but like his Dandere father, he does wear a belt, and keeps his shirt buttoned up. Also, he irons them.

How the hell was he born: Todoroki fucking bowed down to his father to find him and Midoriya a sex changing quirk; making one of their bodies capable to have children, followed by many meetings to the sex changing quirk, keeping one of them a female for the whole 9 month period, then getting a C-section.

By the time word got around that Midoriya was pregnant (tbh, Midoriya is the momma figure), Ururaka, Lida, and Tsuyu already had planned the Baby Shower.

When Bakugou and Kirishima got an invitation to the baby shower. They were confused as hell. Then when they got there and saw Midoriya was pregnant, they bombed Midoriya with questions.

Midoriya simply just explained about a woman, named Seitenka (性転換 Means 'Sex Change') who had a sex changing quirk, so he was capable of having children.

So Kirishima piped in to ask if they could have a child of their own. Everyone was watching them hard, waiting to gossip about it later. Bakugou was blushing, but he also kicked Kirishima in the shin. Though they got married, having a baby wasn't expected. Plus, who the hell wants to carry around a baby for 9 months. Bakugou agreed though, with a huff, but he was secretly excited.

Two weeks later, Bakugou was carrying a baby.

A little bit more about Kirigou: Since he was born with black hair, he had to explain why he had it. When word got around that Kirishima's real hair color was red, he had to explain the whole reason, embarrassed. Sero and Kiminari also had to hold Bakugou back, because he was about to bomb all their old highschool friends. That's why he plans to due it a dirty blond when he is old enough.

So, that's shit about meh. I hope you cringed hard at this, I may procrastinate on making a new chapter, who knows.

As a bonus, my home screen (in the top picture with the video)

"With my Peace Sign up, I say goodbye, that's the story of a hero."

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