Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Adrien Agreste, Nino Lahiffe, and Alya Cesaire all woke up at once. The four friends found themslves in a dark mini-theatre. They were sitting on two red velvet sofas; Adrien and Marinette on one, and Nino and Alya on the other.

Marinette: Where are we?

Adrien: Why are we... ...wherever we are?

All of a sudden, a mysterious cloaked figure materialised in front or the foursome.

Adrien: Who are you?

?: I am Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs. I am the leader, founder, and, in fact, only member of the SPAM-ish Inquisition. Welcome to the Extradimensional Reaction Theatre.

Nino: I didn't expect you to show up!

Alya: Neither did I!

Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs (me): Of course you didn't ecpect me, Nino Lahiffe. Nobody expects the SPAM-ish Inquisition! Nobody.

Nino: How do you know my name?

Me: (to Nino): I know many things about you, Nino. I know many things about all of you. I come from a dimension where your dimension is little more than an extremely popular animated television series, the main character of which is you, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. *points at Marinette*

Marinette: Why did you bring us here?

Me: In order to reveal secrets and entertain you with comics and memes from your show's fandom. And before you ask, I notified your parents about this... ...field-trip of sorts. They know you will be back by this evening.

Alya: Comics and memes? AWESOME!

Me: *pulls out home-made, full-size, metal Zikan Despear (in Yari (Spear) mode)  and points at Alya, my right index finger hovering exactly seven millimeters over the DesTrigger* One last thing: Alya Cesaire, you are not allowed to post anything about this experience on the Ladyblog! And none of you are to mention this to anyone.

Alya: Is that plastic?

Me: No. *pulls out Bandai DX Zikan Despear Toy* The smol one is plastic. The big one is titanium alloy and carbon-fiber. It functions as a spear (Yari mode), a scythe (Kama Mode), and an arcane focus(Tsue Mode). As long as I have this, you do NOT want to cross me! Now, let the fun begin!

Author's note: The Zikan Despear is the weapon of Kamen Rider Woz, in the series Kamen Rider Zi-Oh. All rights belong to Toei Company. Please assume that the full-size Despear I have is a fully functional, upgraded DX or not-yet-released CSM Zikan Despear toy from Bandai Japan, or one I made from scratch, whichever you choose.