Adrien's pov

I was chillin just fantasizing about Lady bug and all of a sudden my baton rings. I hid my face before I answered it.
"CHAT NOIR!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE THERES AN AKUMA!!!"
"Be right there m'lady~"

"PLAQQ! CLAWS OUT!" I transformed and jumped out the window records where the signal was coming from. I finally reached ladybug and started searching for the bad guy. All of a sudden a man in red and black jumped in front of us.
"GAAAHHHH!" We both screamed.
"What's up guys!?!"
"W-who are you?!" Lady asked very calm.
"YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEE? I'm Deadpool! The coolest hero villen thing alive! Chat Noir? That's your name right bro?" I nodded. "I need to talk to you." We walked over and he leaned me down to talk. It's about girls, you need some help bru.

~alot of explaining later~

So that's what you say if that happens!
"Are you two almost done over here?!?" Ladybug stomped over.
"Yes we are pretty lady!" I did alittle shy smile and then walked up to her. Her babe, let's go somewhere privet..."
"Ewww! No way. So what's your story?"

~the explanation of his ENTIER story~

"And I whent on a rampage and OH! I also killed a guy while riding in a Zamboni...hah good times!"
"So why are you here?"
"Ovilosly to help Adrien with his flirting, duh!"
"W-who...did you s-say Adrien, as in Adrian Agrest?! The most hottest cutest guy in the Wourld!?!? Buts he's not here...?"
"Sweetie, he's right in front of you!"
I looked up at Chat Noir and realized the pretty blond hair.
"Oh shit..."

I MADE A VUTE ONSHOT!!! AHAHAHAHAHH! I DID IT WITHOUT ANY KISSING TOO! that's kina a shocker...?