Lila: FUCK LADYBUG

Adrien: trust me, I have tried....

Lila: wat

Adrien: wat. I DIDN'T M-MEAN THAT... UH UMMMMMM

Ladybug: hi guys!

Adrien: PLAGG, CLAWS OUT! *runs out of window*

Ladybug: oh Adrien is Chat *she shrugged* wait. WHAT?! ADRIEN IS CHAT?! *starts barfing rainbows*

Lila: what the hell.........

Hawkmoth: *comes in naked on a floating cloud*

Lila: THE FUCK?!

Me: watch your language you liar!

Lila: excuse me.... But, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Me: why I am cookie-chan, the author of this book!

Lila: wat.

4th Wall: YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL?! HOW COULD YOU?!

Me: well I broke the other ones too...

4th wall: what? *looks behind them to see fourth wall, forth wall, and fOuRtH WaLl* oh.

Me: so go join them shit

Lila: ok didn't you tell me to watch my language??

Me: yes? And...?

Lila: -

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP LIAR!

Lila: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!

Me: k

Ladybug: *still is barfing our rainbows and starts singing by an cat theme song*

*le magical time skip🌈✨🌟⭐️💫*

Me: SEX! MARICHAT SEX! LEMONS! MORE SEX! UNICORN SEX! KINKY SEX! MAGICAL SEX! ALL OF THE SEX! SMUT! MARICHAT! SIN!

Also me: ok good, now that I have your attention..... I will introduce myself!!! (Yes at the end.... hehe) so as the author I'm not going to reveal my name... so just call me Cookie-Chan! And my OC which is usually what I will be using when talking to characters the whole story I will use my OC named Luna! She has purple hair, green eyes, always wears black cat ears, magical, friendly, nice, enjoys sweets, and is really bubbly and weird! She is also a miraculous holder.... the wolf ring! Her kwami is renaa! She is a little wolf! Her name in costume is Lupe Gris, meaning Grey wolf.... I will draw ox's later to get you to see what they look like!

Another me: THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU!

Also me: WE ARE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON!

Another me: WELL JUST GET ON WITH THE DAMN IDEA!

Also me: FINE!!!!

*le magical time skip 🌈✨🌟⭐️💫*

Adrien: b-be sure to v-vote and comment y-your answers to be in one of the s-story's below!......

Me: hehe! Good Adrien! *takes knife away from his neck* you may go now!

Adrien: *runs away*

Me: is this thing still recording????!!!?

Also me: Bitch this is a story, you writin it! Not recording it!!!

Me: Jesus... well you heard what Adrien said! Comment below! And just so you know I will be active in this book!!! I will post at least every week or two! And also if you are reading this later.... still comment because I can come back to this and see people!!!!

Oc info:

NAME

AGE

HOW YOU KNOW ME

PERSONALITY

WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE