Marinette; Adrien you want to have a  baby

Adrien: yeah sure where do you buy one at the store

Marinette: what you don't buy  babies at the store

Adrien: then where do babies come from

Marinette: are you serious

Adrien;yeah  my dad never told me and my mom left before I was old enough

Marinette: didn't she leave when you were 13

Adrien: yeah

Marinette: that was 5 years ago

Adrien: i know

Marinette: oh you're to pure i can't do that  to you until you learn

Adrien: learn what

Marinette: ok ask your dad  or Natalie to have the birds  and the bees talk with you

Adrien: alright

( with his dad)

Dad: yes son

Adrien: Mari said she wanted a baby and i said let's go buy  one from the store and she said that's not where babies come from and said i was to pure and for me to ask for the birds and the bees talk

Dad: i knew i forgot to teach you something urrrrghhh ok son so the birds and the bees

( later with Mari )

Adrien: ok Mari I'm ready to put my penis inside of you  and impregnate you with sperm

Marinette: oh god Adrien just say sex

Adrien: ok so you ready

Marinette; yeah

Adrien: alright

( later)

Adrien: ok which hole

Marinette: that one

Adrien: this one

Marinette: ouch no the other one

Adrien: this one

Marinette: ( moans) yeah that one

Adrien: ok now what

Marinette: move

Adrien: ok

( later)

Adrien: I'm not so pure now am I

Marinette: nope you did good

Adrien: so did you