" Would you slow down? Were going to the same place anyways," he says, trying to catch his breath, " Don't tell me what to do!"
" The fuck is your damage, Rose?"
" What's my damage? My damage is you, idiot! You can't ever let anything go, can you? And I can fight for myself, thank you-"
" You're my woman, Im supposed to fight for you. You should be thanking me not blaming me."
" Oh Im sorry, I should thank you for getting kicked out of rainbow? Thank you for your service, how ever will I repay you? Fucking pendejo."
" The fuck did you just call me?"
" Nothing," I said, aggravated from the conversation already, " I just wish you'd think before you opened your mouth babe."
" Fucking whatever, we don't need that place anyways. Fuck all of them. A bunch of nobodies anyways. There are other bars. That fucker will regret ever pushing me around after I get this band going. In a year he'll be sucking my-"
" Jesus, that's enough!" I nearly shouted, " Enough with the self righteousness for one night. I want your band to be successful but seriously... stop acting like nothings ever your fault. You fucked up. Jesus, you can really be such an ass sometimes..."
" Yeah maybe...but you like it when I'm an ass. Nah, you love it. Admit it."
" What are you talking about? Also, give me your keys Axl, you're not driving."
" I wanna hear that pretty little mouth of yours say it."
He was so annoyingly persistent drunk, " will you give me the fucking keys if I do?"
he shrugged, " Yeah, sure. Why not..."
I sighed and rolled my eyes, " I like it when you're an ass. There, you happy now? now give me you fucking keys I'm NOT playing."
he pulled out a cigarette from his coat and chuckled, " Good, now tell it to daddy like you mean it this time."
" Axl shut the fuck up," this was getting ridiculous but I couldn't help but laugh with him, " Im not saying it again, I'm saving us from getting killed or killing someone."
Just like he handed it over, " I'm the best thing that ever happened to you, you know that? Yeah that's right...and don't you ever forget it."
" Yeah, okay..." another drunk rant, " get in the car, stupid."
" Yeah I protect you and shit, that motherfucker probably wanted to put his dick in your ass or something crazy. Fuck that dude, messin' with my woman."
" I know it wont be today but you know...at some point you're gonna have to grow up, take ownership of your shit and stop thinking that the world owes you everything you didn't get growing up...grumpy pants."
" Im fucking not grumpy." he said, choking on his cigarette.
I laughed and kissed his cheek, " sure thing, babe."