dear fuckin diary,

oH MY GOSH I DRANK ONE GLASS OF MILK LAST NIGHT AND NOW ITS 1 AM AND IT HAS COME BACK TO HURT ME

LIKE YOU CAN HEAR IT MOVING IN MY STOMACH

it is now 1:50 am and i think my body is done

iTS 1:57 AND NO ITS N O T

IF YALL THOUGHT I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE TIME

AHHHH

im never drinking nor eating dairy again

what am i saying

i know i am

this is just gonna happen again for the 50th time this month watch