CHAPTER 8

groupchat;
COFFEE GAYS

woogin
y'all this needs to
stop and it needs
to stop TODAY.

IF I HAVE TO LISTEN
TO MINHO RANT
ABOUT JISUNG ONE
MORE TIME I'LL
YEET HIM OUT A
WINDOW

singmin
tea

meanhoe
I HATE YALL

I NEED NEW
FRIENDS YALL
ARE SO MEAN

feelix
i mean,,, you
did go on a 2 hour
vent about his
laugh yesterday

meanhoe
SHUT THE FUCK UP

YPU GUYS AREN'T
ANY BETTER THAN ME

FELIX WAS DEADASS
CRYING ABOUT HOW
CUTE THAT TRIANGLE
HEADASS WAS

singmin
TRAINGLE HEADASS
AJDJDJDJ WTF

woogin
so we just not gonna
talk about how minnie
is literally being stalked
by that hyunjin guy

singmin
IM SO CLOSE TO FILING
A RETRAINING ORDER

HOW THE FUCK DID
HE EVEN GET MY NUMBER
EYE-

feelix
i gave it to him <_<

singmin
...

felix. i'm going to
KILL U

feelix
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH
ME U HOE

feelix has left groupchat

meanhoe
he does realise
we know where he
lives right??

woogin
you should ask
jisung out

meanhoe
I THOUGHT WE
WERE DISCUSSING
WAYS TO KILL FELIX.

woogin
STOP BEING A PUSSY
AND JUST TELL HIM
YOU WANNA GO WATCH
A MOVIE TOGETHER

WE ALL KNOW HE
LOVES YOU SO HE'LL
SAY YES

jeongining
minho is like those
girls in wattpad fanfics
who don't confess until
like chapter 178

meanhoe
jEONGIN PISS OFF

i'm kidding ily bb

jeongining
you're going to die
alone GO GET SUM D

woogin
WHAT THE FUCK
JEONGIN YOU'RE LIKE
12 KEEP IT IN YOUR
PANTS BOY

2019 10 FEB'