I know what some of you humans are thinking. Shouldn't the authors note be the first page? Well yes, but that's what normal authors do (not saying all authors but most) so if you dudes and dudets have any questions for Minnie Mouse just ask because this also an ask me book.

WARNING: I'm only an average middle schooler so there may be a few grammatical eras here and there just giving you a heads up.

Let the randomness BEGIN