"Aisha is pregnant."

Silence prevailed for about a minute before Jeongin remarked, "PULL OUT GAME WEAK!"

"Wha-"

"I WARNED YOU ABOUT USING PROTECTION! MAYBE A HUNDRED TIMES!" Minho lost it, scolding Chan like he was a kid, "TELL ME WHEN I DIDN'T REMIND YOU!"

"Minho, you reminded me about it every damn time you saw Aisha and I together," Chan sighed.

"AND YOU STILL HAD THE AUDACITY TO DO THE DEED WITHOUT IT!" Hyunjin yelled.

"We used it-"

"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM SHENANIGANS!" Minho covered his ears.

"Chan," Seungmin breathed, "What now?"

"I... don't know!" Chan plopped onto the sofa, "I went to Aisha's and she was... okay? Like, she told me she doesn't want to abort."

"Oh..." Changbin thought over it, "So what do you want?"

"I'm not sure, because she's really, really young to have a kid," Chan pursed his lips, "I'm completely okay with it, though. I'm just worried about her. She seems okay with it, too, but pregnancy has its complications."

"Hold up," Jeongin lifted a hand up, "You're actually okay with it?"

"Yeah?"

"...YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD!" Jeongin gasped, and a round of gasps went across the room. And you thought Stray Kids couldn't get more dramatic.

Jisung snickered, "Daddy Chan who? We only know Dad Chan."

"Channie, did you go on Daddy Material... or DAD MATERIAL?" Felix laughed loudly.

"No, but Chan! Congratulations!" Changbin had a huge smile on his face. Felix launched himself at him, tackling him to the ground with a hug, and Jisung followed.

"Guys, you'll kill him!" Jeongin laughed in cringe.

Minho drew out his phone, wanting to celebrate the moment with his girl.

Me:
YIRENIE
COME HERE FAST
ONLINE
ONLINE
ONLINE
ONLINE
ONLINE

Yirenie:
OMG WHO DIED

Me:
NOBODY

Yirenie:
THEN WHAT'S ALL THE HYPE FOR

Me:
CHAN'S PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yirenie:
NAWWW I THOUGHT HE'D DO BETTER-
wait.
WAIT.
WHTAY ARE YOU HONGIN

Me:
Pls make it readable

Yirenie:
*WHAT ARE YOU HINTING

Me:
AISHA
IS
PREGNANT

Yirenie:
...
OH
MY
GOD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me:
I KNOWWWW

Yirenie:
MY CHANCES OF BEING W KWEEN AISHA ARE BLOWN OFF BUT IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!

Me:
Yeah- wait
Your chances of being with her????
How GAY ARE YOU

Yirenie:
DON'T YOU ASK ME THAT
YOU BUTT HUNTER

Me:
I HAVEN'T HUNTED ON YOUR BUTT YET DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT

Yirenie:
JAGAJAFSBSGABSGAAVWBSHSHSHWHWYSWJVEBDRMRBENEJRKDUWBEEBESLSIENDMDLWLEJEBENENRLRKEHKEKEKRRHRMDHDLLRLEKRJEB

Me:
LMAO SO CUTE

Yirenie:
NO IM NOT
IM DADDY

Me:
IM LEAVING THE CHAT

Yirenie:
SORRY MOMMY

Me:
BYE

(a/n: AISHA WILL BE APPEARING SOON, SIMPS.

Y'ALL ARE SO GAY FOR AISHA AND I DONT BLAME YOU

ALSO, WE HIT 20K????? WHAT????? AND WHY HAVEN'T I TURNED OFF MY CAPS LOCK????

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THANKS FOR READING! I LOVE YOU!)