Months ago: when Jisung started fake-dating Jiwon to make Sihyeon jealous (sigh)

Thug Life:
YIREN
YIREN
YIREN

Me:
OHMYGOD MINHO YOU'RE YELLING ON TEXT!!
WHEN DID WE EXCHANGE SOULS

Thug Life:
Never?

Me:
Sounds more like you now

Thug Life:
I have gossip for once
Don't you like drama? ;)

Me:
.......are you really Minho?
Because I have a feeling that it's some other stray kid
If you're Felix, then I gotta tell you that we don't deserve you bec you're too pure periodt.
If you're not, then pls understand that I'm not trying to kidnap Minho
We're just lovers
Sounds cheesy ik
But I likeeeeeeeee him too much-
FUCK DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD-

Thug Life:
No I'm not Felix
And yes, you just said that out loud
Yiren, why are we so cringe?

Me:
Becauseeeee
We're cute :3

Thug Life:
You like me more than Nayeon?

Me:
um.

Thug Life:
You're so gay

Me:
You're so lesbian

Thug Life:
Then what does that make us?

Me:
An odd combination...?
Oh, and lovers too, hehe

Thug Life:
Charming

Me:
I have a professional degree in flattering people B-))

Thug Life:
i thought i said i have gossip?

Me:
OH YES CONTINUE :DD

Thug Life:
So
Jisung likes the girl he met on Daddy Material
Sihyeon
But she isn't interested in him at all
Oh, and she knows who he is

Me:
A squirrel?

Thug Life:
Yes, but also Han Jisung??????

Me:
My texting habits are contagious huehuehue~
Anyways, continue

Thug Life:
Yeah so
Jisung the great went on to ask his crush's best friend (Jiwon) to fake date him
So that he can get his crush jealous

Me:
Has he been watching too many k dramas?
This is strange
Stranger than Doctor Strange
Stranger than Stranger Things
Im concerned for him yk

Thug Life:
Lmaooooo it's so fun
He's using all the remains of his brain cell to work out smth between them
Im evil but Im having fun

Me:
Evil Minho is hot

Thug Life:
Are you horny?

Me:
GASP- EXCUSE ME

Thug Life:
So you are

Me:
KDJAHDNANHHNDNHSHGDNJAJ
no boom boom before marriage

Thug Life:
What the-

(a/n: THIS BOOK ISN'T DEAD!! HI!! I EXIST!!

Im trying to finish the Wow, She's Hot era of this book asap, because there weren't too many significant instances in there to matter to this storyline. Making sense to me yk yk ykkkk

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