So, i am lazy. But then again, who isn't nowadays. THIS IS GEN Z PEOPLE- ahem anyways- Star found this thing and so imma use it for content cause i am working on something but i just can't figure something out-

Lou is laughing right now, i bet real avocados on it-

But again, anyway. Enjoy this piece of crap-

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Etho slab was thinking about Grian mc again. Grian was a considerate academic with beautiful abs and tall ass.

Etho walked over to the window and reflected on his soothing surroundings. He had always loved beautiful the Hermitcraft Server with its funny, flaky fields. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lonely.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a considerate figure of Grian mc.

Etho gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an adorable, remarkable, beer drinker with skinny abs and glowing ass. His friends saw him as a light, little lover. Once, he had even revived a dying, baby bird.

But not even an adorable person who had once revived a dying, baby bird, was prepared for what Grian had in store today.

The rain hammered like sleeping kittens, making Etho confident. Etho grabbed a calming teapot that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Etho stepped outside and Grian came closer, he could see the famous glint in his eye.

Grian gazed with the affection of 9228 proud ratty rabbits. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a kiss."

Etho looked back, even more confident and still fingering the calming teapot. "Grian, I ate your puppy," he replied.

They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two greasy, grisly goldfish laughing at a very generous server meeting, which had Sad music playing in the background and two patient uncles loving to the beat.

Suddenly, Grian lunged forward and tried to punch Etho in the face. Quickly, Etho grabbed the calming teapot and brought it down on Grian's skull.

Grian's beautiful abs trembled and his tall ass wobbled. He looked delighted, his emotions raw like a powerful, pickled piano.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Grian mc was dead.

Etho slab went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.

THE END

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Now wasn't that beautiful ;-;