And now I bring a new segment which will be called...

Character opinions!

If you couldn't see that already...

To start off, I'm gonna be going over our newest character, Jack.

To be honest, I don't dislike him...

...but I don't like him either.

Right now, I have mixed feelings about him. I kinda have to experience having him around in other episodes to really get to know him, 'cause right now I'm pretty much going by what I already see.

For starters, he seems a bit egotistical, and I traditionally don't like egotistical people.

I feel like those nicknames kind of add to that a little bit...

I mean come on...

The Stab Walker?

He Who Slashes Like Thunder?

And the...

...the...

Ugh...

The Velvet Tornado.

The Velvet Tornado.

Words cannot explain my feelings towards that one.

Like, Jesse's a pretty big hero who's been on a few adventures, and you don't see him bragging about everything he's done!

Does Jack brag?

I actually don't remember...

And here's another thing, the more he mentions all these locations he's been to, the more I think that his status of being a legend is a bit far fetched.

Like, what does Petra see in him?

I feel like his situation will be similar to that of the old Order. Y'know, lying about killing the Enderdragon? Faking a legend?

Well, overall, I don't care for Jack that much, but I also don't mind having him around if it's completely necessary.

Although...

I do feel the need to share the one thing about him that infuriatingly pisses me off the most.

He.

Never.

Stops.

FLEXING.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.

IS HE SERIOUSLY INCAPABLE OF WALKING WITH HIS ARMS AT HIS SIDES LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, OR WHAT?????

HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

I swear, if a human being in real life did that, I'd not only flip a desk...but also throw it off the nearest cliff I could find.

Anyway, enough of my ranting. This is just my honest opinion, and if you disagree with me and like this character...that's perfectly fine. I'm glad that you can enjoy what I, and maybe some other people cannot.

If you have any suggestions for characters that I should review next, leave them in the comments below...and I'll be sure to get to them as soon as possible.

And lastly, feel free to leave any specific opinions of your own as well!