Yeah this isn't a joke as such but yeah.

So, my friend (who we shall call Koala) was over for a sleepover.

Me: what's your OTP?

Koala: Hermione X Draco (Harry Potter)

Me: female Jesse and Petra :p

Brother:Female Jesse and Petra? *makes disgusted face*

Me:*whispers* female Jesse and Petra...

Koala: Hermione and Draco

Me:Female Jesse and Petra!

Koala: HERMIONE AND DRACO!

Me: FEMALE JESSE AND PETRA!

Brother: Lesbians give me nightmares

Me and Koala: 😞