Person: *talking*

Friend: *bored*

Me:* at home, far away from the conversation*

Person: *more talking*

Friend 2: *sigh*

Person: btw, did I mention that I hate MCSM? I ha-

Friend: *gasp* NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Person: What?

Friend 2: She's coming! SHE'S COMMMMIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!

Person: What! Who?

Friend: FAN FURY! GET DOWN! * dives behind a bush *

Friend 2: YOU'RE SO DEAD! * jumps in toilet * *calls Friend 3 who was walking by*

Friend 3: Oh crap * jumps out the window *

Person: okay that was weird

*dark figure behind Person*

*heavy breathing*

Me: You're so dead Reuben

Person: What

Me: It's an expression *cracks knuckles* it's the same as 'you're dead meat'

Person: *sharp breath*

*screaming*

*blood*

*swords*