Person:Thanks for scaring away the bullies!

Me:I'll help anyone for the right price

Person:😕

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Dude:I wanted to be the hero!

Man:I'm the hero,you're the dwarf

Me:Anyone can be a hero

Dude:😌

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Popular girl:I'M SO COOOOOOWEELLLL

Me:Some of us will never be cool

Popular girl:😒

Me:🔫😏

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Friend:Time has made me stronger

Me:And time has made you an even bigger fool

Friend:😐😑😐

Me:😌😏

Other friend:She's just quoting MCSM,no need to panic

Friend:MCSM sucks

Me:😲

Me:🔪😠