True story

Me:So...are you guys gonna get MCSM?

Guy 1:There's no point.It's like watching a YouTube video

Guy 2:The point is playing the game and making your own decisions

Me:And crying at the end

Guy 1:What,becuase the pig dies?

Me:Yes

Guy 1:He's just a pig

Me:*breathes heavily* he's called Reuben,and he was the cutest pig I have ever seen

Guy 1:IT IS JUST A PIG

*later*

Guy 1:*holding a really hard ball* I don't wanna play this anymore,this ball is so hard I might die

Guy 2:You won't die

Me:You're gonna die