(Its a girls sleepover, and the special guests are Olivia, Petra, and Female Jesse)

(All of you girl readers are there too)

Me: MOVIE TIME

Me: * waves hands and a movie starts *

Olivia: mkay I'm just gonna go to the bathroom- OH CRAP!

Petra: O_o

Axel: *looking through the window*

Jesse: STALKER ALERT!

Me: Don't worry guys I got this *pulls out a spray*

Petra: What is that

Me: *opens the window* BOY BE GONE! *sprays Axel*

Axel: NUUUuuUuuuUuuUUoO

Jesse: LUKAS IS AT THE OTHER WINDOW

Me: *holds spray can like a gun*

Lukas: You'll never make me leave!

Me: BOY BE GONE! *sprays Lukas

Lukas: *tyrannosaurus screech*

Boy be gone spray, only $12 at your local grocery store

Me: I thought those things were supposed to sell groceries?

*Boy Be gone spray is fictional but still works