I stopped at a restaurant for dinner a while ago, and this happened...

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Me: So what are you getting father?

Dad: Um... I'm thinking about getting this Reuben sandwich...

Me: NO! Don't eat him!

Dad: *shrugs and orders it*

Me: Why...

Waiter: Here's your meal sir! *hands food*

Dad: Thanks *eats sandwich*

Me: He was a good pig...

Dad: What?

Me: Nothing!