Me: Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of REAGAN LOGIC!

Audience: *claps*

Me: Thank you, thank you. I heard that someone had a question, so let's bring her in!

Jess: *walks in* Hey Reagan!

Me: Hello there Jess, now... what's your question?

Jess: What's the secret to Lukas's perfect hair?

Me: Let's see...

Lukas has perfect hair

Perfect starts with per

Cats purr

Winslow is a cat

Winslow sounds like window

What are eyes? They're the window to your soul

Soles are part of your shoes

Shoes go on your feet

A Foot is a metric unit

Unit sounds like unite

Unite sounds like "you knight"

Knights are from medieval times

Medieval looks like me devil

Another word for devil is Satan

The ending of Satan is Tan

People get tan by laying in the sun

Son is a male child

You get letters in the mail

Letters are in the alphabet

Alpha bet is if a leader wolf bets on something

Therefore, an Alpha bet on cutting his hair.

Jess: That doesn't even make sen-

Me: Alright that's enough for today's episode of Reagan Logic! Bye!

*Magical Outro plays*

Me: Nailed it...