Me and Dad: *walk into the store*

Me: *sees egg salad* Wow, that looks eggcelent!

Dad: Yeah, I'm an eggspert on these things, and that looks good!

Me: Wow your puns are cracking me up!

Dad: I'm trying to think on the sunny side.

Me: *walks to the bread aisle* Ugh! I'm so bored! I wish I could just loaf around!

Dad: I wish I was bread (dead)

Me: I just remembered that I have homework to do! Crap! I'm toast!

Dad: *walks to the milk* Stop milking me!

Me: *sees cheese* That was really cheesy!

Dad: Ooh Pumpkin rolls! (Not a pun XD )

Me: *sees donuts* Do nut make another pun!

Dad: I'll steamROLL you.

Me: *thinking* that was awful *walks to icecream aisle* Ice to see that they still have this place open.

OK I'm not saying anymore puns. I swear we made a pun at every single thing we saw, but

I realised what this means... Tankmatt confirmed...