Me: *gets on the bus and sits in the Lukesse section*

Lukesse Fangirl: So, did you play the new episode?

Me: OMG YES! IT WAS SO GOOD!

Lukesse Fangirl: Yeah, dude... if you saved Petra, there were so many Lukesse moments...

Me: I know! He winks! *squeals*

Jetra Fangirl: Excuse me, we're talking about Jetra, so if you'd stop squealing, that would be nice.

Me: Sorry!

*le bus arrives at school*

Me: *gets off and heads into Theory Class*

Teacher: Turn to page 394 to continue our Theories!

Everyone: *turns page*

Teacher: Yesterday we shared our thoughts about Soren being in episode 8, so today we'll be talking about a ship that I call...

Everyone: *waiting*

Teacher: Harpvor!

Me: *stands up on desk* OMG YES! OH I KNEW TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY NOT TO FAKE BEING SICK JUST TO AVOID THE WEIRD KID IN THE CORNER!

Weird Kid (we'll call him Kevin): I like drawing faces on my pop tarts! Hehehe!

Everyone but Kevin: *staring at me*

Me: Um... I have cookies?

GamerCece1290: *stands up on desk* I WANT ZE COOKIES!

Me: I made them yesterday. They're peanut butter cookies with a Reese cup in the middle.

Cece: O.O

Me: And they're all mine! *eats the cookies*

Cece: Noooo!

Teacher: SIT DOWN YOU FOOLS!

Me and Cece: Lukesse fans don't gotta do nothing!

Luktra fan: Lukesse?! LUKESSE?! NO! LUKTRA FOR LIFEEEE!

Me, Cece, and Luktra Fan: *wrestling*

Teacher: Why...

Me: *eats another cookie*

Cece: You had MORE?!

Me: Oh No...

Cece: *tackles me* THOSE COOKIES WILL BE MADE USEFUL!

Me: Back off Cece, or I'll give you Nausea, Heartburn, Upset Stomach, Indigestion, and Diarrhea!

Cece: Wha-

Me: YAY PEPTO BISMOL!