Techno almost fell asleep on the way to Will's house. Which would have been a complete miracle to during Phil's laughter and Tommy and Wilbur's screeching.

"NO! WE SHOULD PLAY CLUE!!!"

"F*** YOU!!!! UNO IS SUPERIOR!"

     Philza just continues to die of laughter in the passenger's seat, Tommy doesn't have his seatbelt on and is leaning over the center console to decimate Wilber's eardrums, and Techno is just suffering in the backseat. How did I become friends with these people again?

    Suddenly Tommy is back in his seat leaning over to Techno saying, "What do you say CLUE? The clearly greater choice. Or UNO. Which is such a terrible game." Wilbur makes a noise of a strangled elephant in the front seat. Yes, an elephant. Techno would imagine they'd be pretty hard to strangle though....

    Meanwhile, Tommy had continued his little rant, "-I mean Philza won't get involved so you have to decide on this one- Techno, are you even listening to what I'm saying?!"

"No, what do you want?"

    Tommy rolls his eyes, "UNO or CLUE?" Techno thinks about it then thinks some more.

"But what if Monopoly?"

    The car is dead silent. Wilbur nods, "Yes, that could work." Tommy nods as well, "But only if we watch Princess Bride." Wilbur opens his mouth clearly conflicted, but Philza interrupts with, "OH MY GOSH, YES!"

     A very smug Tommy looks in Wilbur general direction and says, "Philza Minecraft has spoken."

    Natural, after a few seconds of peace, Tommy insults Wilbur's glasses and Techno knows his apartment back in America would be so much quieter than this.

Armed with a bowl of popcorn, Technoblade was finally prepared to take on the absolute stupidity he has inflicted upon himself. Not really, but he could pretend to have things under control all he wants.

Tommy stares at him expectantly, "Techno, will you have the honor of being the banker this game?" He regrets everything, "Why not Phil?" Tommy glance over to where Philza was scrolling though something on his phone. "He says he wants to concern watching the movie so he won't be playing with us", an eye roll, "and Wilbur can not be trusted with this job."

Techno sighs, "... and why won't you do it." Tommy give him a nasty look. "Techno, you are the only one here who actually can do math, so shut up and distribute the money."

Oh boy, suffering. Yay.

    After a brief argument about who gets what piece, the movie was started and the game was afoot. Both Tommy and Wilbur went for the time honored European tradition of "getting as much property as possible strat". Where as Techno strategical chose to pick the highest valued property when ever he landed on them.

    Once every piece of property was bought up, Techno took the action he knew would win the game. He bought cities.

    Well now you might be thinking But Technoblade no one uses cities, you fool!
     Yes, but that's what they are least expecting.

Opportunities multiple as they are seized. - Sun Tzu

    "Techno! You can't just-!"  Wilbur gestures wildly, "You just can't." Tommy just sits there with his mouth agape, opening and closing it periodically. Very fishy.

    The TV suddenly shouts, "Begin!", and the clashing of swords could be heard. "Shut up Will! This is the good part!" Philza says as he panicky pats Wilbur's leg.

     "Alright, alright. Calm down Phil." Wilbur then leans over and whispers to Techno, "How dare you use the forbidden technique."

    Technoblade's next step in this conquest was to make his opponents so broke they had to trade in their most valuable properties. Which was meet with more resistance then planed.

"I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY RAILROAD, TECHNOBLADE!"

"Tommy, I offered you one million and you are dead broke. You can't afford not to."

    Wilbur leans in close to the youngest of the group, "Tommy, listen to me. One million is a lot of money, almost too much. This could be a trap... but he is right. You don't have much money left. If we work together, we could take him."

"Wilbur, Will, I don't know Big Man. He's got the lead in this."

"Come on, Tommy. You have to take one for the team."

    Tommy dramatically turns towards Techno and with a heavy sigh, he slides his railroad property card over.

    Technoblade grins at him handing over the promised money to him.

"Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Innit."

     The last step was to give them false hope. His favorite part. Techno's entire family hate playing games with him. Once he gets the hang of it, they are all screwed.

10/3/2020