Sally: You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?

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Steve: What's your biggest weakness?

Alex.EXE: I can be uncooperative

Steve: Ok, can you give me an example?

Alex.EXE: No.

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Alex: WHY. Why did you give Sally a knife!?

Herobrine: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Alex: Now I feel unsafe!

Herobrine: I'm sorry... Would you like a knife?

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Alex: You lying, cheating, piece of sh!t!

Steve: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Alex: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING ZILVER WITH ME

Herobrine: *Picks up the monopoly board* I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Steve: Anyone d-

Sally: Depressed?

Alex: Drained?

Christian: Dumb?

Herobrine: Disliked?

Steve: -done with their work... What is wrong with you people ...

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Alex: *Walks into her house* Hello, people who do not live here.

Sally: Hey.

Christian: Hi.

Gary: Hello.

Adeline: Hey!

Alex: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Willow: We were out of Doritos.