**WARNING. MATURE THEMES SUGGESTED. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.**

"ITS SO BIG HOW?!"

Excuse me?!

It had been quite a big party, where the MyStreet Crew, had been celebrating a full year of Minecraft Diaries. March 11th, 2015 was when the dear series had begun. Also the day all these characters realized they were famous among fangirls.

Anyways, it had been a long day of recording, preparing, and least to say everyone just wanted to let loose. Not to mention the main characters had to handle around 150 people, it was quite the event. And a big party space. In fact they had to borrow one of those ancient castle-things for the event. Don't ask where they got it, because frankly I don't feel like explaining the whole "breaking the fourth wall" shizam. I'm already sitting here telling and re-telling this story every time you click on it. Thanks for that.

So! With such a big party it was hard to keep track of everyone. And make sure nothing too exciting happened. So who got stuck playing guard duty?

Well none other than Travis. Who decided to spend his time checking out girls with Dante.

I mean, what did you expect the albino pervert to do?

Anyways, Travis had somehow gotten stuck alone in the crowd. Dante had probably "dumped their bromance" for Nicole, and to be frank he wasn't the greatest of friends with his roommates. Zane wasn't fond of him, Kenmur, Vylad, Reese, and Jeffery barely knew him, and we all know why he isn't to fond of Aaron. Jealously, perhaps? Then there were the girls. Kawaii~Chan and Michi were definitely off the list, Katelyn would probably get flustered by his extremely good looks and punch him, and he didn't care much for Emmalyn. Cadenza was probably off talking to her brother and there was no way he was going to go near Abby again. He didn't want to get his ass kicked again. Although, she did nearly hook him up with Aphmau....

"Aphmau! That's who I could go to to rid of my boredom," he'd thought, smirking. "And maybe a bit more...."

Stupid perverts.

And now what stood there was a flustered, embarrassed white-haired man whose hand was inches away from a metal door handle.

"Where'd ya get it? I just don't get how it's so....BIG!"

Travis swallowed. That was Aphmau's voice, and by the sounds that he heard, something else was happening that no one would expect.

But...with who?

Suddenly, an idea popped in Travis' mind and a devilish smirk spread across his face. He pulled out his phone and flipped through the apps, scanning each until he landed on one in particular. Tapping it and pressing play, Travis stifled a laugh with the sleeve of his jacket as he left his phone by the door, recording every sound that left that room.

Leaving the door, Travis skipped over to the living room towards the large crowd gathered around two figures-actually, three. Travis pushed his way through the crowd with an eyebrow arched and a hand on his hip sassily. Sitting at a table was a bored yet smirking Aaron and struggling Laurence and Garroth. The latter were teaming up to try to beat Aaron in an arm wrestle and were clearly loosing. Hey, the guy may not look it but the raven-haired man was definitely strong. He didn't earn an 8-pack out of the blue.

The crowd screamed when Aaron slammed the pair's hands into the table, declaring him the winner. Aaron smirked again then turned to leave when Travis grabbed his wrist. The former sent the albino a curios look over his shoulder.

"Hey Aaron, there's something I'm sure you'd love to see." Travis turned to a wheezing Laurence and Garroth, frowning internally out how out of shape they seemed. Maybe it was the alcohol. "Same for you two."

"Oh yeah...? What...is it?" Laurence spoke between breaths. Travis only smirked and spoke in a lower voice.

"Well...let's just say it has to do with Aphmau...and no she's not naked."

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"Oh god it's really stuck in there..."

"Yeah, I think that's how it's supposed to go in."

"CRAP I CAN'T PULL IT OUT."

Travis chuckled and looked over at Garroth and Laurence. The two looked about ready to burst with fury, faces red as beets. They seemed so angry, they would probably break down the door. Well, considering they can't beat Aaron in an arm wrestle working as a team I doubt that would actually be able be able to work.

"IS THAT WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE?!"

"What the hell is she doing in there?" Cadenza asked as she crouched next to Kawaii~Chan, Nicole and Katelyn. Nicole shrugged and Katelyn grinned, pressing play on her phone as well.

"Kawaii~Chan almost doesn't wanna see." Kawaii~Chan shuddered at the thought of Aphmau being with someone other than Aaron.

"At least it makes for good blackmail?" Dante asked with a mischievous smile.

"We should just break the door down!" Laurence nearly yelled. Vylad smacked his head and glared at the brunette.

"Oh god now it's like sticking out and...ewwwwwww."

"I'm starting to get a bit worried...." Jeffery nervously laughed. Kenmur nodded as he covered Emmalyn's ears as if she were a child, which caused her to smack them away. Michi just giggled and mumbled something to herself in a foreign language-probably something like Meif'Wainese.

"Wait...where the heck is Zane?" Nicole asked. Everyone turned to look at her, then stared at the door. A thought hit Travis right in the face as he heard her words.

No way...how did Zane beat him?!

"GRAB IT GRAB IT GET IT OUT!"

"THAT'S IT!" Garroth yelled, slamming into the door and breaking it. The wooden object crumpled to the floor in a heap as the entire group ran inside, nearly tumbling over each other.

Well then. Door: 0 Garroth: 1.

"What the heck was that guys?!"

Aphmau stood above them with her hands on her hips, puffing out her cheeks and glaring-like, giving a pure death glare-at the crew. She wore a magenta-colored frilly dress with sequins and a white sash tied around her waist. Behind her was a confused Zane in a similar colored dress that puffed around the sleeves along with his signature face mask.

"Hello? Guys?" Aphmau snapped her fingers to gain the attention of the mass of people. Embarrassed by what they all thought, everyone began to stutter and yell at the same time. She winced and snapped again. "One person at a time for Irene's sake!"

"ITWASTRAVIS-KUUN'SIDEA." Michi squawked, pointing a painted finger at the albino before scrambling off, the others following. Travis chuckled nervously and shuffled towards the door.

"Woops?" He said. Aphmau raised an eye brow and opened her ,ouch to talk before being interrupted by Travis.

"WELP GOTTA GO!" He shouted before running after the group. Aphmau sighed and turned towards Zane, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"What was that about?" She asked. Zane looked at the few pony figures that sat in his palm that were "accidentally broken and shoved together" (courtesy of Abby) and lifted his head back to Aph.

"I think they might have thought of that when we were trying to fix Pinkie Cake." He remarked. Aphmau tilted her head to the side in confusion. "What?"

"Ugh. Never mind." Zane mumbled, sitting back down to try and separate the pink pony's arm from where it's head should be.

Suddenly, a white-headed man popped back in and winked. "By the way Zane, nice dress."

"GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU!"

"WHAT, YOU GONNA HIT ME?"

SMACK!

"AOOWWWHH DANGIT!"

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A/N Heyo guys! I apologize that this part was a little late, today was hectic. Hope I didn't scar too many of you...and if you didn't understand the joke, sorry. Probably shouldn't ask mom or dad either :/.

QOTP: Honestly, who here thought they were doing that the entire time?

And until the next post, Malio out. *two finger salute*

Y'know, maybe I should just say TGA out...nah.