Katelyn walked down the stairs to the door where the doorbell was being abused very heavily by someone. Aphmau was off running errands so Katelyn and Kawaii~chan were the only ones in the house. Although,Kawaii~chan was making a cake and last time she left her cake, she nearly burned the whole house down.

Katelyn was not going to take that chance.

"COMING!" Katelyn yelled, hoping the person at the doorbell could hear her.

The doorbell rang once more. Obviously, they didn't hear her.

Once she got to the door and opened it, she immediately regretted it. Travis was leaning on the door frame, almost drunkenly, with the same ol' smirk on his face. Katelyn, as if on instinct, slammed the door in his face.

"Katelyn~sama! Who was at the door?"

"A person who doesn't ship Aphmau and Aaron!" Katelyn lied, knowing Kawaii~chan would make her let Travis in.

"Oh! Alright! Kawaii~chan will continue baking!"

Kateln took a sharp breath before the doorbell started ringing again.

When will he ever learn, no means no, Katelyn thought with great contemplation.

With utter confusion and frustration splayed across her face, Katelyn opened the door again to see Travis on the floor who looked to be reciting words from Romeo and Juilet.

"Did my heart love till now?" Travis mumbled. "Forswear it, sight! For I never saw true beauty til this night."

"It's day," Katelyn retorted, looking at him on the floor. "Travis, what do you need?"

"You have taken my cotton candy heart, Miss Blue Haired Unicorn! I need help opening da fridge!"

Blue haired unicorn...something's up.

"Travis....are you drunk?"

Travis raised his head weakly and tried for a smile. "Noooooooooo, Miss Blue Haired Uniform, I mean Unicorn! What makes youuuu say that?"

"I mean you're on the floor, calling me a Blue Haired Unicorn, and you think that you're sober?"

"The floor just needed a hug!" Travis argued as if it was a legitimate argument.

Katelyn took out her phone and dialed Laurance's number as Travis started hugging the ground, singing Love Yourself to the patio.

She waited as three rings resonated in her ear, waiting to hear Laurance's voice at the other end.

"Hey, Lady Katelyn! What's up?" Laurance's voice came from the other end.

"Don't ever use that nickname again," Katelyn retorted, "Would you like to tell me why Travis is drunk and now is singing to our patio?"

"Drunk...what do you--OH! OH! OH! F--GARROTH, I BLAME YOU!" Laurance yelled, causing another voice to yell at him. "Sorry Katelyn, Garroth and I went to go get some groceries and we left Travis home. He had just come from the dentist and got an anesthetic so he may be a little....out of it."

Out of it is an understatement, Katelyn thought as she put her phone on speaker, putting it near to Travis.

"My only love has sprung from my only hate!" Travis announced to the patio. "Oh Patio, these violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder; which as they kiss, consume."

Travis then proceeded to make out with the patio. Katelyn took the phone off the speaker and placed it back to her ear again.

"Did he just make out with your guys' patio?"

"Yes...and I am sad that I couldn't record it," Katelyn mumbled. "Would've made great blackmail to make him stop annoying me about what happened at the convention."

"Aw, does Lady Katelyn fantasize about that time where she placed her lips upon Travis'?"

"LAURANCE, I SWEAR TO IRENE THAT THE NEXT TIME THAT I SEE YOU--"

"Please just take care of him while we do this," Laurance interrupted, half chuckling, "We'll be back soon, I promise."

Grumbling, Katelyn replied, "Fine. But I want him out as soon as possible.

Laurance chuckled at the other end. "Alright, see ya soon, Lady Katelyn."

He ended the call before Katelyn could retaliate with another string of insults. Angrily, she pushed her phone into her pocket and looked at the hot mess, still making out with her patio.

"Hey, stop it with the PDA," Katelyn warned Travis like he was a dog.

"What is PDAAAAA, Miss Blue Haired Unicorn?"

"Patio Displays of Affection. Now, get your sorry butt up."

"NEVAR!" Travis said, clutching the patio as if it was going to leave. "You don't control meh, Miss Blue Haired Unicorn!"

Katelyn rolled her eyes and walked over to him. She saw one of his hands on the patio, splayed against it and took the opportunity to stomp on it, making him raise his arm in pain.

"OWIE MISS BLU--" Katelyn started to drag him by his arm inside their house. "NO! PATIO, WE WILL TOGETHER AGAIN! I SWEAR BY THE MOON!"

"Do not swear by the moon for she is forever changing," Katelyn grumbled, relaying the line Juliet says in the balcony scene to Travis.

Travis looked up at Katelyn, stopping Katelyn's dragging action, "Juilet? You were Miss Blue Haired Unicorn all this time? Wait...you look famillar."

Katelyn tugged at Travis' arm again, trying to avoid any reply, but to her dismay, he wouldn't budge.

"Yeah, yeah, I look famillar, can we move this along now?"

"No...you are my Juliet, the patio was merely Rosaline, restricting me from the love that I needed for you, Juilet! AND IT WAS YOU MISS BLUE HAIRED UNICORN!"

Katelyn rolled her eyes and dragged him along while he was monologuing. Travis, stuck in a bunch of lines from Romeo and Juilet, let the floor hit his face repeatedly.

When they finally got to the girls' living room, Kawaii~chan was there, impatiently tapping her foot at Katelyn while holding her newly made cake.

"Katelyn~sama? Why is Travis~kun being dragged on the floor?" Kawaii~chan let out a little gasp. "Does he not ship Aarmau?"

Katelyn groaned, "Kawaii~chan, the boys left Travis unattended while he was on an anesthetic so he went everywhere. Laurance just told me to take care of him."

"Oh!" Kawaii~chan exclaimed. "Alright! Kawaii~chan will let Katelyn~sama take care of him."

"Friar Laurence? Is it you? Are you here to marry us?" Travis mumbled against the floor.

"He's stuck on Romeo and Juilet mode," Katelyn remarked, "Kawaii~chan help me get him on the couch."

Kawaii~chan set down her cake on the table so she could help Katelyn. Katelyn let go off Travis' arm and let him drop against the floor, earning an ow from him. Another cry of agony followed the other as Katelyn kicked his body other so he was on his back.

Kawaii~chan seemed to get it so she took Travis arms, and held him from there as Katelyn took his arms in her hands so they could set him on the couch. Katelyn knew Kawaii~chan was capable of taking an unconscious body and setting it on something.

When they finally got him on the bed, Katelyn looked at Travis who's normally open emerald eyes, staring at her gluteus maximus, were half-closed as if he was punched in the face. His hair was disheveled, making him look the piece of trash Katelyn thought he was. Yet, Katelyn could clearly he was out of it.

"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and pricks like a thorn. Owwww...patio..." Travis complained.

Kawaii~chan cocked her head. "Katelyn~sama, Kawaii~chan thinks Travis~kun is talking to you."

"Do you think I'm a patio?" Katelyn glared.

"SORRY KATELYN~SAMA! Kawaii~chan will go get Travis~kun a blanket so maybe he'll sleep!"

"No--KAWAII~CHAN!" Katelyn protested as Kawaii~chan bolted up the stairs. With a roll of her eyes, she looked back at Travis who was giving her a beckoning gesture. "What do you want Travis?"

He still continued the gesture. With a lot of hesitation, Katelyn came closer to him, but not too close.

"Sin from the lips," Travis said, as if it was a whisper, "O' trespass sweetly urged! Give me sin again!"

He leaned closer to Katelyn and his lips were puckered like she would kiss him. She moved back from him, letting him fall to the ground.

"Ugh! Travis!" Katelyn said as she turned around and marched upstairs.

Travis raised his head a little and muttered to himself. "So close...little did she know, the anesthetic wore up a couple minutes ago. I enjoyed the view from behind."

Katelyn heard it and went downstairs to kick his head into the floor.

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A/N - Oh Travis, you never learn! I've been waiting for a request for this ship just for personal reasons...Anyways, we're sorry about the lack of one shots coming, it's been very busy for all of us. Please bear with it. So, I hoped you enjoyed! Buh-bye!

-ML