Laurence X Table

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Laurence was sitting on the table, his hands feebly resting on the dusty surface. It was quite a day in Phoenix Drop with all the people gone and it bore him through. Aphmau was out doing Irene business and Katelynn was off with Travis to sail across the ocean along side her. He was indeed bored. Bored.

He looked around the tree and back to the eleven beds, which weren't fixed, made him bored much more. Then Laurence glanced at the table. "Why aren't I getting a visit from Table? Hello!" He whispered, now his lip curled into a simple smile. Dante and Kawaii~Chan were on a "date" so probably nobody would hear him. Then he placed both hands on the table, biting his lip.

"Oh Table, I thought you would never...come back!" He stuttered on his words, barely laughing. This was stupid. Laurence hasn't brought up the table since the last time. That time when everything was okay. That time when nobody was afraid of shadows creeping towards them and. No. Laurence shook the though off his mind and went back to the table.

"Your glossy top, replaced with dust." He dragged a finger on the dusty wooden surface, frowning but still barely unable to hold a laugh. Laurence shook his head, light brown clumps flopped to the side. "Ooh, your dust taste- a-amazing!" He couldn't help but laugh. Laughing in the darkest of times. Laughing to let the pain escape. He licked the dust off his finger but chuckled again, his front tooth came in contact with the tip of his index.

"Ouch Table! You sure are feisty tonight." He laughed again now pulling himself up on the table, patting his hands on the surface seeing dust clouds form whenever he slammed it. "You feel nice too." Again he blurted out laughing. Laurence couldn't help but laugh at his stupidity.

He worked himself to a position where he curled up into a ball, his green cape covering his side. "You sound amazing too Table." He yawned, now his eyes dropped in sleep. Laurence yanked his cape up more to his shoulders, now sleep crept up him, taking control of him. "You are amazing Table." He placed a kiss on the oak surface, a small smile curled on his mouth. "Amazing. Aphmau." Laurence muttered, now a big grin slowly appeared.

"Dante~Kun, you're so sweet!" Laurence's head perked up when he heard a voice. He stayed still and heard the conversation. "Those kisses! Professional!" Kawaii~Chan moaned, his heart beating a mile a minute. "Shall we take this upstairs?" Dante panted with a heavy breath. He could hear giggles and soft moans from the ladder until he heard a scream.

Laurence scrambled off the table but instead it collapsed under him. "Ow." He rubbed his head and smiled cheekily at the couple. "I feel attacked." Dante murmured, Kawaii~Chan blushing and laughing at the same time. Laurence look down at the broken table, "I'm so sorry my fatness broke you." He stroked a wooden stake, murmuring softly.

*hey everyone it's Lani with our very first oneshot! Just so you know there is NO SMUT included just a few bluffs because I'm not that type of person. Anyways I hope you enjoy this silly read but seeing all the comments...Ill do better! But what do you expect? Laurence to have babies with the table?? XD

~Lani Bear