As you can see... I'm a lazy turd.

You may be wondering, "How are you a lazy turd?"

I'm going on a break, until I finish all of the books I started on my own accounts.

Until then, I may or may not be posting oneshots on my day here and there.

I missed yesterday's oneshot (which is supposed to be this "oneshot"), so I hope the girls won't mind that I post it on this day.

Okee... let's do dis.

Also, picture credit goes to _Malio_ . The best picture of Aron in the world.

Song: Mogolovania (RIP Headphone Users)

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[crack fic]

[may have been written when emily was high]

[warning: mild language, bad grammar, spelling, and writing. may cause facepalming, cringe, loss of brain cells, and possibly deaths]

tird point ov veiw

aaron searched around, looking for teh amoolet that aphmau and the rest of her non-existent friends had discovered about. he decided to look through her pockets, and found teh amulet.

aaron gave aphmoo a kiss, and headed to the door.

"aron, make love to me pls." aphmua called out.

"wtf." aarob stared at teh woman, slowly steeping putside. once teh boi was putside, aron runned, not looking bak.

"FIST MEH HARRRD"

"BOI." aron ice creamed out. "SHUT YOUR THIRSTY ASS."

"but awonnn" applemoaned. "I NEED YOU GURL."

"STAHP SINGING K-POP."

"butt y"

"how tf am i hearing her from all the way at the portal?" airron stopped in front of le majectic potal, and placed the sweat-covered amoolet on the portal. the potal lit up, absorbing tbe amuleet.

aaaaaaaaron stepped inside thw portal, purpurl dog residoo getting on his face.

ge immediately saw blondiieeee hair.

"garrot, c'mon." aroon shoved the boi in the portal, and got shoved in the portal by the majestic and ho-i mean the evil zune. evurl zzan and aroon did thr dooing, and by the dooing, i mean thag they ded the ting that heros and villns do. DEY FITE!!!!!!

during teh fite, arrrrrrrroooooorrrrn managed to summon the amlet with his magical powers oh my, and kill both of them.

before they were killed, aarn whispered in znea's ear lobe, "we dieing together. su romantically."

and then they explode into bloody fireworks amazing omg wow so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool.

aphmuaaa woke up, seeing blood on her windows, and walls, and on her best friend named paul.

"o my... wtf happened." ahpmuao looked around, and saw gcarroth covered in blood.

"loody aphmao... im not sorry."

the lordy aphmau looked around. and then she let out an unholy scream, almost deafening everyone.

"JEHSELSNEHSKJSBSNSGUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPOTATOESLIFEMAXANDCHEESEWHYMEAARONMYLOVEAROBARRONGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPOATEETOESCHEESEPUFFSBLOODMURDERZANEIAHOTOMGWHYAHSJSJEVEKDBEKEBDWHYMEAARONWASSOHOTTUHENJDJDBEJDBEJSHSHEVDHWHYDIDHEDIEWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSHWJWJHDHWEJDBEJKWJSB." and then she passed out.

teh end.

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Editing this, I realized that I didn't even put my usual signature at the end of the oneshot. I won't touch the actual oneshot, just will be editing the parts where I'm sober.

[Edit #1 - Added "loss of brain cells" and removed "and" (next to the word, "cringe") in the warning section.

Edit #2 - Added "signature" at the end.]

~ Emily (Buddery Popcorn)