my gender is ✨bitch✨
source: just trust me bro

-*claps hands* so today we're gonna be talking about philosophical shit and shit posting any questions no okay sit down or i'll make you

-"God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own" is a raw as hell line that i refuse to believe came from a Tumblr post about stealing from restaurant Take-One bowls

-you cannot look at someone's zodiac sign and its "personality traits" and try and dictate people based on that

-source: Tommy and Bad are both Aries

-also source: my friend is an Aries and act absolutely nothing like either or them

-i see people talking about a "Tubbo betrays L'manburg instead of Eret" AU and whilst i absolutely adore that im kinda looking for a "someone betrays Dream" AU

-ahemGeorgebetraysDreamAUaHEM-

-the tumblr blog "Normal-Horoscopes" is wondrous and you should check them out

-i am in the mood to design some magic cat OCs, also please go check out the youtube animated series "Accursed" as it is about this exact thing and it is great

-i am in a mildly cryptic mood as well

-oh to be able to shapeshift and switch genders and appearance whenever I so please

-fun fact: Skeppy, Tubbo, and I are all capricorns

-none of us act all that similar until you realize the fews things we have in common are determination and being a walking shitpost

-capricorns are traditionally ambitious, persistent, and practical

-Tommy is an Aries (rather unsurprising) and Bad is an Aries, which tbh i was a little surprised about but i can certainly see

-Aries are traditionally passionate, motivated, and have relentless determination

-i like astrology can you tell

-Techno is a Gemini and yeah that makes sense

-Gemini are traditionally adaptable and intelligent

-altho geminis are usually social-butterflies but capricorns are supposed to be "disciplined" so ya know not everything will align-

-Sapnap and Philza are both pisces (i have a pisces friend too :D)

-pisces are traditionally creative and empathetic

-yes im going to go through everyone please bear with me-

-i believe Mega is an aquarius which makes a lot of fucking sense

-aquarius are traditionally independent, assertive, and analytical

-George is a scorpio which if im honest i expected Sapnap to be but it does make sense

-scorpios are often intense and ambitious

-also apparently jealous aHEM GEORGE-

-off topic but, *hands you a "i turn everyone into a child" AU*

-Dream is a Leo which i am ABSOLUTELY not surprised about

-Leo are traditionally passionate, charismatic, and confident

-Wilbur is a virgo, what a bitch (IM KIDDING PLEASE DONT KILL ME)

-virgos are traditionally hard-working, stubborn, and creative

-Finn is a Taurus which like  b r u h

-Taurus are traditionally determined, practical, and materialistic

-actually to be fair, Taurus' ruling planet is Venus which was the roman goddess of love and femininity-

-Vurb is a Cancer... hmmm-

-Cancers are traditionally loyal and known for their emotional depth and parenting instincts

-Spifey and Zelk are both Libras

-Libras are traditionally idealistic, social, and fair

-btw going forward, probs won't be including A6d in much stuff cuz i'd rather stray as far from his fanbase (and by association, him) as possible because it is constantly on fire aka bad for my mental health :')

-the divorce duo is an Aries and a Capricorn, and the double-trouble duo is an Aries and a Capricorn

-i am starting to see a pattern-

-Dream Team is a Leo, Scorpio and Pisces

-you know, writing that out i know realize why their dynamic is the way it is-

-Sleepy Bois is a Pisces, Virgo, and Gemini (and also an Aries if you count him)

-I ALSO SEE KNOW WHY THEIR DYNAMIC IS LIKE THAT

-the iDots are a Capricorn, two Libras, a Cancer, and a Taurus (with an Aries off to the side trying to parent them)

-that also explains a lot-

-what zodiac sign are ya'll? like mentioned previously, im a capri-sun :)

-also, what chinese zodiac are ya'll? im year of the Dog (which is ironic as im mildly terrified of dogs :'))

-excuse me but Finn's real name is Jude-

-I THOUGHT HIS REAL NAME WAS JUST FINN???????

-e-girl Finn makes me question my gender and sexuality goddamn it Finn-

-he's very pretty tho like hot damn-

-it's always so weird learning people's real names when they go by completely different online names

-like on the iDots we have Skeppy, Spifey, Zelk, Finn, and Vurb

-and then we have the idiots that are Zak, George (Geo), Jacob, Jude, and Arran

-then on the Dream Team we have Clay, George, and Nick (plus the occasional Darryl)

-ya see people talking about Sapnap third-wheeling but i dont see enough people talking about Bad constantly being the parent to everybody-

-normal people when they finally get to meet up IRL: *excited to finally hang out together in person*

Bad and Skeppy: "LET'S GO TO THE GUN RANGE AND THE CLUB"

-JHFDKSLJGDSFL i cant with these two

-skeppy really pulled a "skephalo amnesia fic" in his latest stream huh-

-speaking of which, skephalo amnesia fic anyone-?

-L'manburg is just full of criminals Tubbo please arrest them-

-i think it's funny how everyone used the song "Heather" for Dream as heathers represent good luck, admiration, and protectiong

-i associate Phil with crows cuz crows are smart and also a when there is just one, symbol of death :')

-Tubbo traitor AUs: *Tubbo gets sick of Tommy's shit and snaps and betrays him*

actual Tubbo is he was the traitor: *probably got bribed by Dream*

-i can only write angst and shenanigans, fluff doesn't exist in my world sorry lads-

-am rather tempted to humanify the Vlog Gun-

-Dream with the song "I'm A Star" from Steven Universe

-i still think it's funny how during Minecraft Monday, the people running it were so concerned over Techno being too powerful meanwhile Skeppy and Bad are out here winning like 3 times i think-

-underrated dynamic: Skeppy and Prestonplayz, together they radiate "chaotically clueless" energy

-bitches really out here missing Skeppy when he uploads daily like bruh-

-it's me, im bitches-

fucking hell i really should just make a ramblings book-