gosh did anyone else when they were little collect pokemon cards but never actually know how to play? did anyone actually know how to play legit with the pokemon cards????

pokemon is my childhood and you can pry it from my cold dead hands (i really want it, maybe i'll beg for a switch or DS for my birthday/christmas idk)

-George and Sapnap are the beginning trainers (you better be joking if you think i ain't putting Dream into the Elite Four lol)

-ACTUALLY WAIT i should probably preface that i basically know nothing about the newest games/anime except for the pokemon in it so im gonna be using my knowledge of the previous games (plz help)

-oh also if you don't know what any of the pokemon look like, please google them because i love them all and you need to experience the joy of pokemon with me

-George gets Popplio and Sapnap gets Cyndaquil cuz fuck the Sword and Shield starters i guess

-honestly Grookey looks like a chad but that might just be me-

-what's ya'lls favorite starter? i really like Fennekin and Torchick but honestly all of the fire starters are wonderful

-Spifey is the psychic type gym leader because he gives me psychic damage

-even though it's not part of his battle team, Skeppy indeed does have a snom (please google snom if you don't know, it's so cute)

-SAPNAP HAS A YAMPER SCREW YOU

-i swear so many of the Sword and Shiel pokemon are so cute-

-Bad is the only one who's team i actually kinda thought throughjgfdkhdgjsfla-

-Bad's the fairy type gym leader with a team of Gardevoir, Sylveon, Alcremie, Togepi, Florges, and Slurpuff

-knowing Bad he's also probably just randomly met a few legendary pokemon cuz he would

-Bad is like Mew, underestimated cuz he's adorable but actually hella strong

-(kinda off topic but) speaking of underestimated, people seemed really surprised that Bad was so OP in the manhunt videos but i think people have forgotten how many times he and Skeppy won Minecraft Mondays (wasn't it like 2-3 times??)

-A6d is the dark type gym leader with a team of Absol, Liepard, Umbreon, Sableye, Morpeko, and Malamar

-honestly i was gonna give him ghost type but i think the dark pokemon fit him better

-also please google Morpeko, it's so fucking adorable (it's dark mode is literally called "hangry mode" ohmygod)

-i really wanted to give A6d a Mimikyu but it's not a dark type D:

-Skeppy's the ice type gym leader with a team of Vanillish, Dewgong, Sneasel, Aurorus, Delibird, and Glaceon

-was gonna give him water type but ice type works better with the whole diamonds theme he's got

-also don't forget his little snom off to the side

-so many of the first evolution ice pokemon are so cute it's not fair-

-literally half of Skeppy's team was just chosen by "what looks the dumbest" and that's it

-fun fact: all the of the Trio have an eeveelution on their teams :D

-that's it, im giving Sapnap an entire team of dogs, here take Rockruff and Yamper and Houndour and Poochyena and Elecstrike and also a Vulpix too, fuck you Cyndaquil (jkjk i love you Cyndaquil)

-im not even a big fan of dogs why am i doing this-

-while Sapnap gets an entire team of dogs plus a fox, George gets basically an all water team because fuck it they all look sassy as hell and if that aint George then idk what is

-George gets Milotic and Castform and Omanyte and Surskit and Psyduck and his eventually going to evolve Primarina

-i almost gave Bad an entire food themed team-

-the Elite Four but it's Sleepy Bois plus Tommy

-Phil gives him Ponyta vibes and idk why

-Techno has an Aegislash why not

-WILBUR HAS A JIGGLYPUFF

-i know he's part of the Elite Four but Tommy gives me Dedenne vibes im so sorry-

-so Sleepy Bois are the Elite Four, then Dream is the final boss i guess idk that's usually how it works maybe im going off of that one pokemon Jaiden Animations video i've only played the first of pokemon Black and White plz forgive me-

-i feel like Tommy would have a lot of dragon type pokemon

-i also feel like Phil would have a lot of bug types

-maybe Techno has steel types??? i can't find anything else really fitting for him :/

-god imagine Wilbur with Meloetta on his team

-Bad's the kinda person to have a mythical pokemon like Victini or Shaymin or Jirachi on his team and just, never know it's a mythical pokemon

-Dream's team has a psychic type team, sorry i don't make the rules

-giving TapL an Appletun cuz why the hell not

-Keldeo is trying his best and i love him, therefore i really wanna give him to Tommy

-Tommy's the type to have a pikachu

-Tommy with a Cubone is really cute for some reason

-pokemon but instead of Ash Ketchum, it's Tommy Innit-

-i want to draw all of this goddamn it-

I REALLY WANNA DRAW ALL OF THEM AND THEIR TEAMS BUT IT'S 2 AM FUCK-

any of ya'll got a favorite pokemon? mine's either Gardevoir or Alcremie :3