it's me, ya boi, back at 11 pm to deliver you some rambles-

-*kicks down the door* SANDERS SIDES AU

-basic gist of Sanders Sides: this dude, Thomas, has a bunch of himself in different outfits that each represent a side of himself; Morality (Patton), "Good" Creativity (Roman), Logic (Logan), Anxiety (Virgil), Deceit (Janus), "Bad" Creativity (Remus), and a yet to be revealed orange side (oh yeah i forgot to mention each side kinda has their own color theme and currently we have the entire rainbow except for orange

-BAD IS PATTON AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND

-i physically can't imagine Bad is light blue and gray so just imagine Bad in Patton's outfit but with Bad's normal color scheme like dark gray and red

-also i saw a cute headcanon of Bad with one of those headband devil horns so he has those too :DDD

-mkay hot take but Skeppy as Virgil

-they both act kinda similar, panic easily but otherwise have a very tired and mildly snarky vibe

-also Virgil and Patton's relationship is similar to Skeppy and Bad's and i love that

-Techno as Remus and Dream as Roman (reverse colors lol)

-actually should i switch them?? i have no idea lmao

-A6d as Logan cuz he a smart boi

-okay hear me out but Wilbur as Janus-

-THEY BOTH HAVE A YELLOW AND BLACK COLOR SCHEME AND ARE DEVIOUS LITTLE ASSHOLES IT JUST WORKS

-i have no idea who would be the mystery orange sidehgjfkdls

-off topic but the song "Life's Too Short" which was a deleted Frozen song, works really well Skeppy and Bad (with Skeppy being Elsa and Bad being Anna of course)

-Frozen AUhfjdksgfhkjfs

-OKAY NO BUT I HAD ANOTHER SLIGHTLY MORE SERIOUS AUHFJGDKSF

-Six The Musical AU plz *grabby hands*

-i haven't actually seen the musical i just listened to some of the songs so please forgive me if im wronghgfjdkfglsf

-basic gist: the musical is all about King Henry VIII of England's 6 wives, which can be remembered by the way they died in the order of divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived

-Skeppy is the first wife mainly cuz the first wife has some uh unresolved issues with the second wife which was gonna be A6d and i just thought that fit-

-A6d is the second cuz Anne Boleyn is french and that's literally how i decided this lmao

-oh and i guess Anne is also the reason the Church of England exists but ya know-

-Bad is the third and oh god oh no he's dead-

-HFGJKDSFHGFKDJSLK IM SORRY BAD BUT JANE IS THE NICE ONE AND I JUST-

-Sapnap is fourth and ya boi got the sassy one

-Techno is fifth because pink and also it's really funny imagining him in the Katherine Howard outfithjgfkdls

-and George is sixth, the last remaining, mainly because the color aesthetic is blue lmao (oh and also Dreamnotfound i guess-)

-oh right did i mention that the king is Dream-

-i just spelled Dream Team as "Dress Team" ohmygod-

-ya know im surprised that no one's really jumped on the "Eret is Herobrine" headcanon-

-HEY! these are not my animations but please go check these out! they're amazing and also hella underrated!:

https://youtu.be/wMKV9v386iY

https://youtu.be/gpvf1jYt9bg

-oh also this this shitpost has me fucking rollinghjgfkdsl:

https://youtu.be/zoeRZzYtFls

-if you don't know who Izethetic is, please check them out they make such hilarious gems such as this:

https://youtu.be/tM1UnAXe3So

-absolutely terrible idea but Warrior Cats AU

-Dreams's a pale ginger cat with green eyes and a white mask-like pattern (also a white tipped tail cuz it's cute)

-i am THIS 👌  close to giving him claw scars over his eyes

-also Dream is a kittypet (house cat) with a bright green collar and the little thingy that normally has the owner's number or something is a white circle with a smiley face

-George is a light brown cat with a light blue collar and white markings, including white paws and a white spot over his eye, and dark amber eyes

-actually fuck it they're part of Bloodclan which is basically a bunch of alleycats that made a makeshift clan and are just out for blood

-yes this means they got the teeth in their collars to be edgy bois

-Sapnap too is part of Bloodclan cuz of course he is

-Sapnap is a calico with his front legs being black, black tail, and an orange puff on his chest and amber eyes and a black collar

-Technostar??? Clawstar???? Bladestar??????????

-anyways, Techno-cat is a Dark Forest cat (basically cat hell) and is a dark ginger tabby with reddish-amber eyes cuz there are no pink cats

-I MEAN I COULD MAKE HIM A HAIRLESS CAT BUT I DONT THINK ANYONE WANTS THAT-

-Phil (i gave up on the names lol) is the leader of Shadowclan (pine forest lads) and a dark gray tabby with green eyes and a white muzzle and front paws

-personally i think Phil would do a much better job leading Shadowclan than Tigerstar II but that's just me-

-Wilbur is the deputy (2nd in command) of Shadowclan and is a brown tabby with yellow eyes

-Tommy is a shadowclan apprentice, previously a rogue that Wilbur kinda just kidnapped and adopted, and a light ginger tabby with blue eyes

-Tubbo is also a Shadowclan apprentice (except he was actually born in shadowclan lol) and a light brown tabby with one blue and one green eye

-off topic but did you see that Tommy hijacked Wilbur's computer today? go to Wilbur's twitch to see the chaos (also the genuine fear/realization when Tommy saw that Wilbur was actually mad at himhjgfkjdlsf)

-TOMMY STOLE HIS FUCKING WALLET, SNUCK INTO HIS OFFICE, AND PULLED OUT HIS TWO NERF GUNS I CANT WITH THIS CHILD-

-also Tommy went to meet up with Tubbo, and then Wilbur and Phil IRL :DDDDD

-back to the acursed warriors AU, i hate everything :')

-Skeppy is a light gray-ish blue cat with blue eyes from Windclan (fast bois)

-Bad is a former loner now Thunderclan (forest bois) cat and is tortoiseshell with green eyes

-debating on whether to make Bad a medicine cat (healer) or deputy

-A6d is a gray tabby with white markings and is blind from claw scars, and is from Thunderclan

-Finn and Spifey are from Riverclan (water lads), Vurb is from Skyclan (the tree climbing newbies), and Mega is from Shadowclan

-confession time: first time i heard about Phil was in a fanfic and it didn't describe him so i just imagined like AmazingPhil but with his old swoopy hair o.O

-basically I thought Phil looked like this:

-FORMAL APOLOGY TO BOTH PHIL'S INVOLVEDHGFKJDLKS

-also, first time I heard Tommy was in the "taking over the world" Techno video and it was when he shouted "No! Kill them!" and i stg he sounded exactly like DanTDM and i was like wHY IS DANTDM HERE??? AND THEN TECHNO CALLED HIM TOMMY AND I WAS EVEN MORE CONFUSED???????

-before recently, i'd actually heard about both Wilbur and Skeppy through Jacksucksatlife

-Jack is actually the person who got me back into minecraft back in like 2017 (damn it's already been 3 years :')) and at the time, Skeppy was Jack's rival and Wilbur was Jack's cryptid editor

-so when i started watching Skeppy like 2-3 years later i was like ???? i kinda recognize him???? and then i was like OH RIGHT IT'S HIM, JACK'S RIVALHGJFKDLS

-and Wilbur i was like OHMYGOD WILBUR DOES YOUTUBE HOLY SHIT-

-he's so much different from the Jack videos lol

-also, because of Bad's name and skin, i thought he was much less wholesome than he actually ishjgfkdshfjdks

-so basically, for the first bit of my time in the fandom, Sleepy Bois was emo AmazingPhil, cryptic editor, a pig that took over the entire world, and ripoff DanTDM

-then the Trio was just "oh right jack's old rival from like 3 years ago", "wtf he's so wholesome ohmygod", and "oooooh he has an accent- aAAAHHH MY EARS"

-and then i'd never heard of the Dream Team before lmao rip

just when i thought i kinda fixed my sleep schedule, it's 2 am :'D