so that if ya'll don't have time to watch, i'll give you all highlights of it! (plus my own commentary and some screenshots of course :D)

HE'S LIVE HE'S LIVE HE'S LIVE IM SO EXCITED HE'S ADORABLE I LOVE HIM

it's already chaos, Bad's admitted to cutting his nails with scissors(???) and skep's dying of laughter in the background

AND SKEPPY KEPT HIS WORD by encouraging lots of hearts and support in the chat :DDDD

bad's so adorable i love him so much

skeppy's being so supportive like "you're doing great" it's so sweet i love it (he's also being chaotic by saying "get the stream to 80k people" so ya knowhjfdksghfjs)

lot's of wonderful support in the chat :3 (a few stray memes but chat's going by so fast it's fine)

AHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING

skeppy's is freaking out in the background and literally just record repeating "i can't believe this is happening" and little supportive bits it's so lovely

there's so many freaking donations ohmygod

aaaand there we go, skep being his normal skep by saying now he won't have to photoshop bald bad and bad's reaction:

skep's feeling guilty, bad yelling at him to make up his damn mind, skep continues to indecisive, and bad continues to tell him to make up his freaking mind

they're stalling cuz they're both lowkey worried about thishjgfkdsgflak

AHHHHHH FIRST BIG SNIP IS HAPPENING IM SCARED

*S C R E A M S*

BAD'S FREAKING OUT OVER THAT YOU CAN DEFINITELY SEE THE DIFFERENCE AND RETHINKING HIS CHOICES, AND SKEPPY'S TRYING TO FRANTICALLY REASSURE HIM THROUGH LAUGHS THAT IT LOOKS FIND, IM DYING

CHAT'S SPAMMING "//UNDO" IM DEAD

ohmygod they're now just realizing to put a towel on the floor oh god they're dumbasses

bad is wearing skep's merch :3

bad is continuing to stall and try to negotiate with skep to shave too

skep's reassuring him that he can take his time, god i love their friendship

THE ELECTRIC SHAVER'S OUT OH NO

*S  C  R  E  A  M  S*

bad's still trying to negotiate to not go completely baldhjkfdjdghjslfk

skep is reading out the definition for bald is the weirdest deep narrator voice i hate it oh god

HE'S GONNA TAKE A CHUNK OUT OH GOD OH NO AHHHH IT'S WITH THE SHAVER TOO (SKEP AND BAD ARE BOTH ALSO LIKE SILENT AND TRYING TO STALL AS LONG AS POSSIBLE)

it's been like 5 minutes they're still both stalling (by which i mean bad is yelling about not wanting to do it and skep is holding his breath and dying internally)

(im gonna have so many screenshots after this)

oh god oh god bad is asking skep to psyche him up im sCARED

SKEP IS CHEERING FOR BAD TO DO IT AND LIKE THAT'S WHOLESOME BUT OH GOD IM SCARED

AHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

THEY'RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING ABOUT THE AFTERMATH (WHICH IS A SMALL BALD SPOT BTW) AND MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

BAD IS FUCKING SCREAMING ABOUT AND SKEP IS LITERALLY BREATHLESS AND ABOUT TO FAINT OH GOD

THEY'RE BOTH REGRETTING IT AGGGHGHHGHGGHGHHHH

oh god it's another divorce about bad yelling at skeppy for psyching him up and skeppy yelling back that bad asked him to oh god

i think skep's gonna fainthgjfkdfghkjsd

OH NOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO IT HUH SKEPPY YEAH WELL BAD SAYS SUCK IT WE'RE DOING THIS

SKEPPY SUGGESTED TO DRAW A HAPPY FACE IM DEAD

it's another divorce oh god mom dad please stop fighting

OKAY NOPE THEY BOTH YEETED OUT OF THE BET THEY AINT DOING IT HJGFKDGFHKSJFLA

oh god no Bad please don't consider it no please pLEASE HONEY NO SKEPPY DON'T EGG HIM ON PUT THE RAZOR DOWN I SWEAR TO GOD

OH GOD OH NO HJGFKDLSGFKHDGSJLHSAHHHHH

AHHHHHFHGDJGFJSKFGHGHUISGDKHUIDSJFALHG BAD NO PLEASE OHMYGOD PLEASE NO DONT DO THIS HONEY

(also rip the chair that's now covered in hair)

BADDDDDDDDDD PLEASEEEEEEEEE IT'S HIT THE POINT OF NO RETURN

SKEPPY I APPRECIATE THE ENCOURAGEMENT BUT PLEASE STOP HIM

SKEPPY SHAVING BOTH SIDES AND JUST KEEPING THE MIDDLE WILL NOT LOOK "COOL" GODDAMN IT

RIP BAD'S SETUP IT'S COVERED IN HAIR NOW

IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING DIVORCE GODDAMN IT

I CAN'T TELL IF SKEPPY'S LAUGHING OR ABOUT TO CRY

HONEY PLEASE NO DON'T DO IT

a donation called him bald buddies cuz the donator was shaving their head too awwww

THE SCISSORS ARE OUT, NO MESSING ABOUT (PLEASE)

i would say "poor bby he's self conscious" then i was like "actually no he's half bald i get why he's covering it"

SKEPPY JUST SUGGESTED BAD SEND HIM SOME HAIR INTO HIS P.O BOX TO FRAME IT WHAT THE FUCK SKEP

OH WELL HE'S SHAVING MORE GODDAMN IT

HIS FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR SKEPPY IS SHAVING MORE OF HIS HAIR CUZ IT MAKES SKEP SUFFER TOO I CANT WITH THEM

now has the hood on, hoodie boi, covered in hair (this entire stream is a trainwreck)

SOMEONE JUST SAID SKEP HAS A NEW FETISH CUZ OF THE FUCKING P.O BOX JOKE I CANT

SKEPPY DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND SUGGEST THIS WAS "JUST FOR FUN" DON'T YOU DARE MISTER IM GONNA KILL YOU

SKEPPY IS SUFFERING SO MUCH I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S LAUGHING OR ABOUT TO CRY

honey please don't shave more i love your fringe please don't

BAD NOOOOOOOOOO

the funniest thing is skeppy is also just suffering in the background from watching

BAD PLEASE OHMYGOD

CHAT IS MIXTURE OF YESES AND NOES

HJGFKDLSKJKGHSDJFL SKEP JUST SUGGESTED TO DO THE SMILEY FACE AGAIN AND BAD GAVE HIM THE DEATH STAREHFDKJSHGJF

"THERE'S HAIR ON MY FLOOR" PUT A TOWEL DOWN THERE YOU FREAKING DORK

BAD JUST DEMANDED SKEP BE QUIET AND SKEP JUST WAS LIKE YEAH OK THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA HJGFKDFGSDLF

oh hey it doesn't look too bad thank god (im nearing the photo limit oh no

"almost all powerful anime characters are bald" "true" im dead from this dono and bad's reply

THEY GOT A SPONSOR????????

BAD'S JUST GIVING A SPONSOR ABOUT BALDING AND HAIRLESS WHILE SHAVING IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT IS LIFE

(he's just reading a scriptjhgfkdgs i cant)

skep is just record repeating "what is happening"hfjdkslfjgklkf

SO YEAH UH I GUESS THANKS KEEPS FOR PREVENTING HAIR LOSS QUESTION MARK???

DON'T SHAVE THE OTHER SIDE- IT'S TOO LATEJHFDGKJHGJSLKSDHKGV

HE HAS JUST THE FRINGE LEFT OH GOD

GET A TOWEL YOU MUFFIN

they are both just silently suffering with bad's yells for skep and skep whining in pain in the background

donos are being very nice tho :D

BAD'S GONNA SEND HIS HAIR TO A WIGMAKER, THEN SEND THE WIG TO SKEPPY IM DEAD

SKEPPY MADE HIM TURN AROUND GODDAMN IT YOU MEAN MUFFIN

BAD'S HAVING A BREAKDOWN OH GOD HONEY- NO THE RAZOR WILL NOT FIX THINGS PLEASE PUT IT DOWN

skep's given up he's just accepting it (kinda)

"are you happy skeppy?" "no"

GET A TOWEL GODDAMNIT I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE GOING TO BE SWIMMING IN HAIR JUST GET! A! TOWEL!

bad please do not try a mohawk i will literally end you if you do

whenever they laugh they both just sound like they're constantly between hysterics and crying

SKEPPY DO NOT TELL HIM TO DO A STRIPE DOWN THE MIDDLE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

OH NO BAD'S SOUNDING ALL SPITEFUL OH GOD

"OH YOU WANT A STRIPE DOWN THE MIDDLE? DO YOU? SAY IT" "i uh only if you want to...?" "Say it Skeppy. Say It." "uh stripe down the middle???"

awwww skeppy let him turn off facecam for this one part- aaaand bad does not want his pity okay then

skeppy sounds like he's crying (pretty sure he's just high pitched speaking tho)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

aaaand it's another divorce they're yelling about why would bad do this

bad just shave the rest im begging you

IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH BUT SKEPPY'S MAKING IT REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT WITH HIS LITTLE GIGGLES

*rocking back and forth in the corner* it'll grow back in a month it'll grow back in a month it'll grow back in a month it'll grow back in a month it'll grow back in a month-

skeppy's playing musichjgfkjdslkjkfhgjs

BAD'S BEING SO SPITEFUL HE'S LITERALLY LIKE "IM STAYING LIKE THIS IT'S FINE" JUST TO TRY AND SPITE SKEPPY IM DEAD

BUT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THIS

SOMEONE ELSE JOINED THE CALL BUT IDK WHO??? THEY JUST SAID THAT BAD NEEDS TO FINISH IT CUZ HE LOOKS LIKE THEIR DADHJGFDKGSFL

BAD THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SPITE- WAIT WHY IS DREAM IN THE CALL NOW????

oh god he's gonna do the rest oh no oh god- oh?? shaver stopped- nevermind- oh wait- oh okay they're stalling- nO BAD PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE IT LIKE THIS

and the chat says, tO GODDAMN FUCKING FINISH IT PLEASE

DREAM NOW IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME FOR SARCASTIC COMMENTS AND FRIENDLY INSULTS- OKAY THANK YOU FOR TAKING HIM OUT DREAM IT IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS

B A D  DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE IT I WILL KILL YOU ESPECIALLY IF YOU REASONING IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A MULLET

someone donated saying get some hair and make a mustache im dead

hgjfdksgfhdjsl bad just made a pun on being too hot and hot i cant with him

oh and bye to the skep hood and hello to pasty arms Bad

literally half the reason i feel lie Bad is keeping it is just out of pure spite towards Skeppy

chat is screaming "//cut" im dead

OKAY THANK GOD HE'S GONNA CUT IT OHMYGOD

i think skeppy might literally faint is he okay

oh god it's happening he's shaving all of it (there's also so much hair left like actually wtf)

WHY IS SKEPPY PLAYING CIRCUS MUSICHJFDKGSGHSDFLAK

"should i finish it up?" YES PLEASE DEAR GOD

you know what he actually would pull off a buzzcut well ngl

"hello, would you by any chance be the homeless guy who spat on skeppy a few months ago?" A6D NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A 100$ DONATION WITH THIS GODDAMN MESSAGE

okay as get further along he actually pulls it off ngl (if he actually finished it that is)

HARVEY (TAPL) JUST MESSAGED HIM "BALD" ON TELEGRAM HARVEY NOW IS NOT THE DAMN TIME SKEPPY THANK YOU FOR THE REASSURANCE THAT YES HE IS NOT BALD

i stg bad keeps trying to negotiate skeppy to shave his head

member only stream tomorrow so if you're a member then you should go join tomorrow! :D

aaaaaand skeppy died from the teamspeak (aka he left and then bad dragged him back in)

yes honey i agree you don't look bad with the headset on but please finish the goddamn fucking job please

GET A FUCKING TOWEL OHMYGOD IT'S NOT THAT HARD HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A BARBER SHOP

yes we do like it Bad, like genuinely it looks good if you shave the rest- pLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THIS ASYMMETRICAL MESS

lots of new members cuz of the member stream tomorrow promo and now that member-only chat is on :D

agreed with the chat and donos, Bad actually looks good- nO DO NOT KEEP THE LITTLE PIECE IN THE MIDDLE SKEPPY I WILL MURDER YOU- wait Bad please don't cut yourself you're literally trained in knives you should know this

okay he put on a thinner shaving blade thank god

good gob imagine Bad with a beard that's mildly terrifying

the entire chat is just Fs i cant with this

GET A MIRROR YOU DORK OHMYGOD

HGFJDKSLGKFHGJSLFKJGDHKFJGLSF BAD PLEASE

BAD DON'T YOU DARE KEEP THT PILE OF MESS ON YOUR HEAD I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU

his hair is much darker than i realized in this lighting wtf (maybe it's just the roots showing that are darker idk)

GET. A. TOWEL. YOU MUFFINHEAD OHMYGOD

bad i stg you better finish it or i will murder you-

awwwww apparently A6d messaged him saying "you look great" that's so sweet awwww (compared to his freaking dono from beforehjfkdsjghsdjf)

SKEPPY JUST COPPED OUT IM DEADHJFDKSFHDGD SIR GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOU (also yeah Bad actually does look good with the shaved look, mildly more scary as well)

THE ENTIRE CHAT IS YELLING "SCAM"HJFGDKFHGJSF WHAT IS HAPPENING

SKEPPY JUST LEFT OHMYGOD SIR YOU BETTER NOT OR ELSE I WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE GIVE HIM THE FREAKING 10K

sir do not try to shave your arm hair with the shaver you're gonna cut yourself please-

SKEPPY GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SIR IM GONNA SNAP YOUR CLAVICLE

LMAO "#SKEPPYISOVERPARTY" "CANCELSKEPPY" CHAT PLEASE

IT'S SO UNEVEN PLEASE JUST SHAVE IT IM BEGGING YOU SIR

TapL just became a sponsor lmao

SKEPPY IF YOU SCAMMED HIM I SWEAR TO GOD-

SKEPPY'S BACK THANK GOD AND SIR YEAH YOU BETTER FREAKING EXPLAIN OR ELSE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "TECHNICALLY DIDN'T GO BALD" SKEPPY IM GONNA BREAK YOUR GODDAMN LEGS

YEAH YOU BETTER NOT BE SERIOUS OH THANK HE'S MEMEING SKEPPY YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

OHMYGOD HE DID IT

SKEPPY DONATED 10K WHOOOOOOOOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

oh the donation just took a while cuz it was in the queue F

LET'S GO HE'S GONNA FINISH IT WHOOOOOOO (also sir please get a mirror it needs to be even im gonna die otherwise)

YEAH SKEPPY YOU BETTER STAY DON'T ABANDON THE MUFFIN

hfjgkdsdhkgjsdfla he took off his glasses to shave and then was like "if i dont have my glasses then i can't see it lol" yes clearly so fixed

meanwhile Skeppy is in shock and has been in shock for like, the entire damn stream

someone in chat suggested him to wear a beanie and now i can't help but imagine him as RushLight Invader

PLEASE DO NOT KEEP THE LITTLE BIT BAD IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE

OH THANK THE CHAT GODS THEY SAID CUT IT

"always be careful with scissors guys" says the knife-thrower himself

aight but ngl he actually pulls off the look really well

HJTFGDKSJGS SKEPPY DON'T ENCOURAGE THE FANART

"A6d shaved his beard, Bad shaved his head, Skeppy it's off with the eyebrows" im fucking dying over this dono hjgfkdsjgfjdslf

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR EYEBROW BAD- OH THANK GOD- NO SKEPPY PLEASE DO NOT OFFER

and shoutout to Keeps for helping with hairloss! (also goodbye skepskep!)

(bro did he fucking memorize the script the ad hfjdksfdhgjslfk)

good luck cleaning everything bro the hair's never gonna leave

the end result:

it's himmmm! :D

aaaaand the aftershock slowly settles in that oh shit he bald

(bruh this man makes so much money from his streams ohmygod)

i just wanna say that like he genuinely looks quite good?? like, i probably prefer with the hair (because it's more adorable lmao) but honestly the no hair also looks surprisingly good! if not a bit intimidating??

I CAN'T ADD ANY MORE PHOTOS DAMNIT, I'LL HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER ;-;