*slamming fists on table* WIZARD AU WIZARD AU

(it's not harry potter tho cuz tho harry potter is good jk rowling can go suck it)

-EVERYONE HAS ROBES AND POINTY HATS WHOOOOO

-of the "i can shoot magic" class, there is sorcerers and wizards and there's like the slightest difference between them, then there are other people are like alchemists and what not who do magic stuff but it's not just stabbing people with magic arrows

-sorcerers cast magic using a book and altho it takes longer to cast they're usually stronger

-wizards cast magic using wands/staffs (either or works) and though they can rapid fire spells they're usually weaker

-Bad is an astral sorcerer aka he does cool star stuff with his book and also likes to collect Fallen Stars

-he's also got a halo of stars around his hat :D

-also the inside of his robe looks like a galaxy and he can pull constellations from it to create stuff (aquarius constellation gives him a container, libra constellation gives him some scales, etc)

-yes this does mean he can summon a lion (Leo), some fuckin' fish (Pisces), and a mer-goat (Capricorn)

-he also absolutely refuses to try and summon Virgo cuz he's way too scared of what the results might be (Skeppy keeps trying to bribe him tho)

-his main spell is called "Ribbon Of The Night" which basically summons a chain made of stars that has many purposes that range from murder to fishing

-Skeppy is a glacier wizard aka he is an ice cream magician (jkjk he's the reason the Titanic fucking died-)

-IM KIDDINGHJGFKDSLJKFHGJDL i dont even think he's old enough for that-

-Star Boy and the Ice Cream Magician aka the divorce duo-

-Skeppy has a wand and gets a lot of joy out of randomly creating ice patches on the floor for his friends to fall and die

-the downside to maining ice is that he's always slightly cold unless he's directly next to a heat source

-main spell is just a simple ice blast cuz it's his quickest spell (wizard spells don't have names, sorcerer spells do)

-Sapnap is a pyro wizard aka a Professional Arsonist™

-he has a staff instead of a wand for the sole reason of decking people with it

-he also has the opposite problem of Skeppy, always kinda warm verging on hot until directly next to a de-heating source

-main spell is technically one of his strongest spells that acts like a flamethrower that he uses to blast through everything (he's not good with delicate)

-Dream is also a pyro wizard and arsonist buddies with Sapnap

-him and Sapnap have nearly given George a heatstroke when they standing next to him for too long

-mah boi is a little more delicate and mainly uses the "just light the end of my wand on fire" spell instead of the "engulf my entire body in flames to burn god" spell

-George is a flora wizard aka a fucking plant nerd

-he's the only one on Dream Team with enough patience to use a book

-mm off topic but sometimes wattpad (like as in the website itself) is just such a piece of shit sometimes ohmygod no i do not want to replace my story with "a newer version" there is literally no newer version you asshole-

-George's robe has a floral design on the inside

-his main spell is called "Shower of Thorns" that basically just summons a bunch of pokey thorns to stab people

-you know i nearly called it Pin Missile until i remembered that was a pokemon move

-yes i do also realize these all sound like pokemon moves just hushhshshshh

-Techno is a summoner and i bet you can guess what he does

-usually he just summons swords and stuff but if he wants to sure he could summon a motherfucking tiger

-he's also technically a sorcerer and uses a book for summoning

-main spell is "Dancing Blades" which summons a circle of swords that he can fling at people

-he can summon anything and Tommy always bugs him to summon stupid shit (to which Techno says "ok" and then chases him around with a dagger)

-Phil is just straight up a necromancer

-he can reanimate the dead, including plants

-Phil would've reanimated Milo for Wilbur but Wilbur, since they were kids at the time, got freaked out by the idea of a zombie fish

-he also uses a book for spells (all the Sleepy Bois do, except Tommy)

-doesn't really have a main spell, just reanimates things when he wants lol

-Wilbur is a water sorcerer aka a mermaid minus the fish part

-does he wake up Tommy every morning by dumping water on his face? maybe-

-he just dumps water on people whenever he can except he didn't realize Bad could summon aquarius which is a water jug until Bad dumped a jug of water on his head

-main spell is "Stream of Conscious" where he just takes the nearest water source and absolutely wrecks anyone in his path

-he has water magic and yet can't keep a fish alive which has always baffled Phil

-Tommy is an energy wizard which basically means he can shoot balls of electricity at people

-he ends of getting hurt a lot cuz he's way too hyperactive and Wilbur's about ready to drown him

-Tommy usually has little rings of electricity around his hands which comes from a build up of excess energy

-main spell is basically just this dumb small spell than can shock people like static electricity

-Tommy has a wand and most of his spells look like every generic "mana blast" spell from video games that you unlock at level negative one

-Tubbo is an alchemist aka potion maker!

-most of the potions he likes using require honey or bee wax so he some bees of his own

-speaking of, most of his potions are healing potions altho he does carry a few random ones that even he doesn't know what they do (russian roulette potion version)

-fun fact: these random potions are commonly called "mush potions" as they're usually made from mushrooms cuz mushrooms (especially wild ones) give random effects

-yes Tommy has drunk one of these and ended up with blindness and a headache for a day plus a scolding from Phil, so he never tried one of them again

-Zelk is a fauna wizard (basically an animal wizard), Spifey is a water wizard, Finn is a summoner (though he uses a wand), Vurb is an alchemist, and Mega is a defensive sorcerer (so he can create shields and heal and shit)

-even though he has defensive magic, Mega still takes shit from no one and whenever Zelk is being dumb and lowkey flirting with him he just traps him in a bubble until he apologizes

-there are definitely some sorcerers and wizards who argue which is better (aHEM Dream and Techno)

-Zelk can't directly talk with animals but he can like communicate with them??? like he can ask them for help and they'll do their best to help him but he can't just directly hear them say like "hey buddy yeah follow me lol"

-if he wanted to, Bad could absolutely wreck both Techno and Dream, he just isn't that competitive with those kinds of things

-probably should've said this earlier but everyone has their own different colored robes and colored hats and it's pretty

-Tommy and Tubbo are still kids so their magic isn't as strong as the others but that also means sometimes they get random bursts of really strong magic

-basically that means Tommy might accidentally rip a tree in half or Tubbo will blow up his room when neither meant to do something even close to that

-the first time that happened around the Sleepy Bois was when Tommy blew a door off it's hinges trying to just knock on Wilbur's door and Wilbur nearly had a heart attack

-the magic bursts happen usually when they're trying to actually do magic but sometimes they just happen completely randomly and then the R.I.P Wilbur's Door accident happens

-Tubbo and Mega are the only healers (unless you count the fact Phil can bring people back from the dead) and yet somehow neither or innocent

-Tubbo has drugged multiple people's drinks before and Tommy knows this very well and has bribed him several times to drug Wilbur and Techno's drinks

-Mega... well he's Mega-

-Mega denies the iDots healing a good half of the time and puts them in the Naughty Bubble very often (mainly Zelk-)

would you like more magic shenanigans because i have more magic shenanigans-

HEY SO A LITTLE BEHIND-THE-SCENES FOR YA'LL:

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TRY AND UPLOAD THIS CHAPTER FOR LIKE 3 HOURS AND WATTPAD HAS JUST NOT BEEN WORKING SO YEAH FUCK YOU WATTPAD GODDAMN IT

oh also cuz this is a kinda misc thing, here's some hands i drew to practice anatomy: